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soccersocks

1. soccersocks
   posted a quote
   December 12, 2012 6:05pm UTC
   Was my school the only
   one that freaked out
   about
   12/12/12 12:12 ?
   
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2. soccersocks
   posted a quote
   December 11, 2012 8:11pm UTC
   Sometimes,
   I'm too lazy to even blink.
   
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3. soccersocks
   posted a quote
   December 11, 2012 8:05pm UTC
   It's finally starting to feel like Christmas time!
   Yessss (:
   
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4. soccersocks
   posted a quote
   November 30, 2012 10:11pm UTC
   Home with family: Sits on couch with headphones in, quietly lip syncing to music.
   Home alone: Blasts music, dances around, sings along at the top of my lungs.
   Yup, that's pretty much my life.
   
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5. soccersocks
   posted a quote
   November 6, 2012 7:14pm UTC
   That Akward Moment
   When you forget to put milk in your cereal
   True Story
   
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6. soccersocks
   posted a quote
   October 14, 2012 6:45pm UTC
   Hey Wittians!
   My best friend
   Just_Keep_Swimming
   is writing a story!
   It's really good so
   read it!!
   Thanks!!
   
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7. soccersocks
   posted a quote
   September 18, 2012 7:25pm UTC
   Seeing a picture of
   someone on facebook
   and thinking, "they're
   really pretty"
   Then seeing them in real life and thinking, "wow you're really good at photoshopping"
   nmq
   
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8. soccersocks
   posted a quote
   September 18, 2012 7:20pm UTC
   *scrolling through Top Quotes on Witty*
   *faves a bunch of quotes*
   *Realizes the quotes you just faved were all by the same person*
   Me: "OMG, they prob thought I stalked their page!"
   *unfave, unfave, unfave*
   
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9. soccersocks
   posted a quote
   September 2, 2012 5:15pm UTC
   Me trying to flirt with a guy:
   Me: hey, um feel my shirt....
   Guy: *feels shirt*
   Me: it's girlfriend material
   Guy:
   Me:
   Guy:
   Me:
   Guy:
   Me:*walks away shamefully*
   nmf
   
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10. soccersocks
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 2:22pm UTC
    That akward moment when Tom Daley is happier then the Chinese who got silver and he got bronze.
    
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11. soccersocks
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 1:55pm UTC
    I like boys with accents :)
    
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12. soccersocks
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 5:01pm UTC
    Me: Reads the beginning of a quote
    Me:
    Me: Ooooo!! I know what its going to say
    Me:
    Me: Reads the rest of the quote
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: Told you I knew what it was going to say!
    Me: You can't fool me witty!
    
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13. soccersocks
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 2:06pm UTC
    All you need is that 1 quote that will make you witty famous
    :)
    
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14. soccersocks
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    I remember when:
    Victoria Justice was Lola not Tori
    Miranda Cosgrove was Megan not Carly
    and
    Mitchel Musso was Oliver not Brady
    
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15. soccersocks
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    Watching re-runs of Drake and Josh and still laughing at the same old jokes you've seen 100s of times before :)
    
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