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  1. lalagirl4evr lalagirl4evr
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2010 7:55am UTC
    Tonight I’m wearing my best smile,
    & hope to make me worth your while.
    I’ll be the best mistake you’ll ever make.

  2. lalagirl4evr lalagirl4evr
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2010 7:56am UTC
    And even if the moon fell down tonight,
    There'd be nothing to worry about at all,
    Because you make the whole world shine.
    As long as you're here everything will be alright.

  3. lalagirl4evr lalagirl4evr
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2010 8:01am UTC
    Chris Brown died cuz he couldn't see from wall to wall.
    Soulja Boy died cuz he cranked it so hard.
    Jordin Sparks died cuz she had no air.
    Lil Mama died cuz she ran out of lipgloss.
    Flo Rida died cuz he go toolow.
    Fat Joe died cuz he leaned back to far,
    Ne-Yo died cuz he couldn't get closer.
    Mariah Carey died cuz people keep touching her body.
    Beyonce died cuz she couldn't move to the left.
    Lil Wayne died cuz he choked on a lollipop.
    Who killed Alicia Keys? No one


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. cookiesshyl cookiesshyl
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2010 9:53am UTC
    &don't say God didn't answer your prayers.
    He did, but he just said no,
    Even when you beg and plead,
    and when you say please,
    there's always a different plan for you.there's always another plan.
    >>you might wanna highlight that.

  6. xxBestDressFearlessxx xxBestDressFearlessxx
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2010 9:56am UTC
    Loving Might Be A Mistake
    But It's W.o.r.t.h. Making
    I hope you dance
    leeanne womack

  7. Ox_Danielle_Xo Ox_Danielle_Xo
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2010 10:02am UTC
    I want to hold you and never let go
    I want to stare at you and never stop
    I want to be yours and nothing else
    ^credit to myself . fav,comment?

  8. _karebear30 _karebear30
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2010 5:01pm UTC
    Love is like war...easy to start...hard to end...and impossible to forget.<3

  9. kisshugglovee kisshugglovee
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2010 5:01pm UTC
    Ok so on tuesday I made this awesome Mozart cake that actually looked like Mozart because it was his 254th birthday.
    In study hall today I was at my homeroom teachers desk with Nick.
    Nick: "Can I borror your pen?"
    Me: "No, because you didnt eat my cake!"
    Teacher: "YOU DIDNT EAT HER CAKE!"
    Nick: "No cuz I was upset!"
    Me: "I have one more peice left in my locker do you want it?"
    Nick: "Yes!"
    Teacher: "Well you had your chance to get the cake and now you can't"
    Nick: "Please! Can we go get it!"
    Teacher: "No!"
    Out in the hall.
    Me: "Nick here." giving him cake.
    Nick: "Thank you!"

  10. xoxoloveisallyouneedxoxo xoxoloveisallyouneedxoxo
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2010 5:01pm UTC
    You belong wi t h me♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. AmberJade AmberJade
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2010 5:08pm UTC
    when life bites you hard
    Just let go, & enjoy
    Rock and Roll!

  13. blumoosee blumoosee
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2010 5:08pm UTC
    where do yo go //♥
    when you're lonely

  14. kisshugglovee kisshugglovee
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2010 5:08pm UTC
    Winter: Hey Court is this your perfume?"
    Me: Oh yeah! Where did you find it?"
    Winter: "It was in the hall and I picked it up. It smells really good."
    Me: Thanks."
    I walk out into the hall and Nick is there and he runs to me and takes my perfume and sprays it all over his body.
    Me: "Nick! Stop your going to smell like Strawberries!"
    Nick: "I don't care! It smells good!"
    Me: "Omg Nick you smell even more delicious!"
    I am laughing meanwhile the hall smells like strawberries!

  15. xoSoniaxox04 xoSoniaxox04
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2010 5:09pm UTC
    I miss the days when
    it was just you and me♥
    i misss youuu<333333333


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. marissarosexx3 marissarosexx3
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2010 9:03pm UTC
    HANDS ARE
    SHAKING COLD
    HANDS ARE
    MEANT TO HOLD

  18. DoingSocietyA_Favor DoingSocietyA_Favor
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2010 9:04pm UTC
    she likes him. he likes her.
    her likes that one. that one likes the other one.
    :|: the other one likes the girl over there. :|:
    the girl over there likes that guy near the field...
    ---------->> that guy near the field likes the girl..
    the girl likes the guy she doesnt see. --//
    the guy she doesnt see likes the girl over there....
    ------>himlovesher *

  19. lov3youu lov3youu
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2010 8:06pm UTC
    &&i'm only up in your not down
    don't wanna fly if your still on the ground
    it's like no matter what i do
    but you drive me crazy half the time
    the other half i'm only trying to
    let you no that what i feel is true
    and im only me when im with youu<3

  20. IHeartSuperMan19 IHeartSuperMan19
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2010 8:10pm UTC
    You Want The Truth?
    No, I Want You To Lie Again.
    Idiot.

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