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  1. ashleylove123 ashleylove123
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 11:19pm UTC
    I held a knife to my hip again today
    i j u s t d i d n t c u t t h i s t i m e


  2. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. heyitscooper heyitscooper
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 11:13pm UTC
    Imagine if you called the wrong number and the person who answered was a celebrity. "Hello" "Mom?" "No. This is Morgan Freeman"

  4. blankwolf* blankwolf*
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 11:06pm UTC
    “Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who spends her money on books instead of clothes. She has problems with closet space because she has too many books. Date a girl who has a list of books she wants to read, who has had a library card since she was twelve.
    Find a girl who reads. You’ll know that she does because she will always have an unread book in her bag. She’s the one lovingly looking over the shelves in the bookstore, the one who quietly cries out when she finds the book she wants. You see the weird chick sniffing the pages of an old book in a second hand book shop? That’s the reader. They can never resist smelling the pages, especially when they are yellow.
    She’s the girl reading while waiting in that coffee shop down the street. If you take a peek at her mug, the non-dairy creamer is floating on top because she’s kind of engrossed already. Lost in a world of the author’s making. Sit down. She might give you a glare, as most girls who read do not like to be interrupted. Ask her if she likes the book.
    Buy her another cup of coffee.
    Let her know what you really think of Murakami. See if she got through the first chapter of Fellowship. Understand that if she says she understood James Joyce’s Ulysses she’s just saying that to sound intelligent. Ask her if she loves Alice or she would like to be Alice.
    It’s easy to date a girl who reads. Give her books for her birthday, for Christmas and for anniversaries. Give her the gift of words, in poetry, in song. Give her Neruda, Pound, Sexton, Cummings. Let her know that you understand that words are love. Understand that she knows the difference between books and reality but by god, she’s going to try to make her life a little like her favorite book. It will never be your fault if she does.
    She has to give it a shot somehow.
    Lie to her. If she understands syntax, she will understand your need to lie. Behind words are other things: motivation, value, nuance, dialogue. It will not be the end of the world.
    Fail her. Because a girl who reads knows that failure always leads up to the climax. Because girls who understand that all things will come to end. That you can always write a sequel. That you can begin again and again and still be the hero. That life is meant to have a villain or two.
    Why be frightened of everything that you are not? Girls who read understand that people, like characters, develop. Except in the Twilight series.
    If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are.
    You will propose on a hot air balloon. Or during a rock concert. Or very casually next time she’s sick. Over Skype.
    You will smile so hard you will wonder why your heart hasn’t burst and bled out all over your chest yet. You will write the story of your lives, have kids with strange names and even stranger tastes. She will introduce your children to the Cat in the Hat and Aslan, maybe in the same day. You will walk the winters of your old age together and she will recite Keats under her breath while you shake the snow off your boots.
    Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you’re better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads.”
    -Pablo Picasso

  5. eswingle711 eswingle711
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 11:08pm UTC
    Tangled:
    "You were my new dream"
    Little Mermaid:
    "I lost her once. i'm not going to lose her again"
    Princess & the Frog:
    "Because Tiana...shes my Evangeline."
    Hercules:
    "Meg, I would never, ever hurt you."
    Beauty & the Beast:
    "At least I got to see you one last time."
    Aladin:
    "Tell me princess when did you last let your heart decide"
    Pocahontas:
    i'd rather die tomorrow than live 100 years not knowing you
    Mulan:
    "um...you fight good.."
    600th Quote whoot:)

  6. xochaarlotteexoo xochaarlotteexoo
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 10:56pm UTC
    Girl : What's your name?
    Amy: Fat Amy
    Girl: You call yourself Fat Amy?
    Amy: Yeah so b!+ches like you don't do it behind my back.

  7. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    I don't need
    therapy.
    i just need a
    hug.

  8. EmilyStyles EmilyStyles
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    Parents: You should invite someone over
    Me: No

  9. EmilyStyles EmilyStyles
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 4:42pm UTC
    That girl you just called fat?
    Starves herself everday, just so she could be liked.

  10. ialmostlovedyouwhy ialmostlovedyouwhy
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 8:29am UTC
    #Shout Outs.
    Favorite or Follow i'll give you a shout
    out. Leggo.
    nmf.

  11. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 10:51pm UTC
    I finally figured out why guys don't like me!
    my awesomeness is just too strong for
    them to handle.


  12. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. imjustthatcool imjustthatcool
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    I've cried myself to sleep everynight since you started talking to her.
    Losing grip.
    I'm slowly fading from you...
    and now there's nothing I can do.

  14. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 11:01pm UTC
    I'm so not worth it.
    Don't try to ask me if im okay,
    cuz i'll just lie and say yes.
    You should know that by now.

  15. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 12:33pm UTC
    Please,
    go take your STD's
    somewhere else,
    wh0re.
    -_-

  16. ImmaBeWitty ImmaBeWitty
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 11:54am UTC
    you're never gonna love me,
    ♥♥♥♥ SO WHAT'S THE USE?

  17. FluffyScamp FluffyScamp
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 11:56am UTC
    Be the kind of person you'd want to meet.

  18. EmilyStyles EmilyStyles
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 12:03pm UTC

    Im a
    fangirl
    we dont
    do
    'calm
    '

  19. LostInMyMind LostInMyMind
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 10:44pm UTC
    You don't know what i've been though...
    The things that have happened to me

  20. imjustthatcool imjustthatcool
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 10:44pm UTC
    I can't lose you.
    Not now.
    Not ever.
    I just can't.

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