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  1. wissapooh wissapooh
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 12:03am UTC
    Me and my boyfriend were chatting on Facebook..
    And eventually; the conversation turned into this..
    10:53pm
    Him: okjhjfjhgjhg
    10:54pm
    Me: sdghfjsdygdjfg
    10:54pm
    Him: kjgkutd
    10:54pm
    Me: ghjfjtyj
    10:55pm
    Him: oolhjgfdiloveukjgkkj
    10:55pm
    Me: gsdgdfgiloveyoutoosdfjsg
    - I know everyone probably thinks this is stupid; lol. But I don't care.. I thought it was adorable :)

  2. kelllyyy725 kelllyyy725
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 8:15pm UTC
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  3. SmileXoX SmileXoX
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 5:58pm UTC
    like this if your supposed to be doing homework. (:

  4. hugamoose3 hugamoose3
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 6:03pm UTC
    "I Just want to be that girl...."
    That he'll look at and think,
    Wow. She looks
    beautiful

  5. x0stephaniiieee x0stephaniiieee
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 3:26pm UTC
    Look for the girl with the broken smile
    ask her if she wants to stay awhile

  6. ksegindahoUse ksegindahoUse
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 5:54pm UTC
    format by sandrasaurus
    && Today,
    my friend tried to throw
    a rock at me
    So i went in my backpack
    got out a piece of paper
    Held it up and said
    "I HAVE PAPER!
    You, sir, have a rock.
    I win."
    She laughed and walked away.

  7. SLERP SLERP
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 11:26pm UTC
    This Week My
    Autistic Sister
    Turned 8 :)
    Give Her 8 Favorites, Give Her 800,
    Give Her None
    I Just Made This So She Knows I Love Her :)
    And That She Is The Strongest And Most Amazing Little Girl I Know

  8. XxbubblygirlxX XxbubblygirlxX
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 6:05pm UTC
    Today,
    I asked my British friend, if British people ever tried to talk in American Accents. It is confirmed
    MLIA.

  9. smitty575 smitty575
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 6:04pm UTC
    Yesterday the quiet kids phone went off in class.
    After he handed his phone to the teacher, a jock who sat in
    front of him, turned around and said to him," was that your girlfriend?"
    he looked the jock right in the eyes and replied "No, it was yours".
    I couldn't stop laughing all period.
    MLIA

  10. Emery347 Emery347
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 7:49pm UTC
    Right now, all across the world,
    people are partying,
    falling in love,
    & making the most of life.
    Me?..
    .
    I'm on witty♥

  11. XxbubblygirlxX XxbubblygirlxX
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 5:52pm UTC
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    Today when i was crossing the intersection I saw a
    husband and a wife on the bench sitting down. The husband was
    reading an article to his wife. He said that women say
    30,000 and 15,000 to men. The wife said well
    thats probally because
    we women have to repeat everything we say to men.
    The husband looked up from the newspaper and said, "What?"
    I have never laughed so hard in my life

  12. livin_4the_MoMeNt livin_4the_MoMeNt
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 6:22pm UTC
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  13. _livetooskatexx3 _livetooskatexx3
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 6:31pm UTC
    Isn't it funny how
    I can sit here not texting him because I want him to text me first?!
    mine.<3

  14. itslashellebitchezz itslashellebitchezz
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 9:44pm UTC
    There's a kid at my school named Luigi.
    I jokingly asked him one day if his brother's name his Mario.
    His response,
    "Yeah it is... and yes my dog is named Yoshi."
    Best. Parents. Ever.
    MLIA.

  15. mrsjustinbieber mrsjustinbieber
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 8:16pm UTC
    That moment,
    when everything feels absolutely
    perfect.

  16. xdeannax33 xdeannax33
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 4:34pm UTC
    _ Silence
    is a girls loudest
    s c r e a m

  17. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 5:52pm UTC
    I 'm S o O v e r Y o u
    but every time I see you with her, I still feel a little pain ♥

  18. liveforthemoment liveforthemoment
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 6:36pm UTC
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  19. limelimes62 limelimes62
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 4:19pm UTC
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    my daddy warned me about guys like you.
    &Daisies are yellow,
    Tulips are pink,
    your stupid half-smile makes it hard to think.

  20. helllobeauutiful helllobeauutiful
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 4:04pm UTC
    i believe in second chances ♥
    i j u s t d o n ’ t t h i n k e v e r y o n e d e s e r v e s t h e m .

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