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singxlovex4
posted a quote
August 16, 2011 4:27pm UTC

Whenever I Go To The Apple Store;
I always take funny pictures so that when the next person comes along and looks,
they'll have a good laugh
♥

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singxlovex4
posted a quote
August 12, 2011 5:51pm UTC

&am i the only one
who gets confused
when on tv, one
person is in school;
but someone the
same age isn't?

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singxlovex4
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August 10, 2011 12:55pm UTC

its something
unpredictable
but in the end
is right; i hope
you had the
time of your
life ♥
click the heart if there's someone you miss

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singxlovex4
posted a quote
August 10, 2011 12:09pm UTC

THAT AWKWARD MOM ENT
when Sandy Cheeks walks around her
c l e a r house in her bra and underwear.

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singxlovex4
posted a quote
August 10, 2011 12:26am UTC

things that don't make sense #15
why do we say heads up if we really duck?
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singxlovex4
posted a quote
August 10, 2011 12:01am UTC

things that don't make sense #14
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced "Onety One"?
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singxlovex4
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August 9, 2011 11:48pm UTC

things that don't make sense #13
why do people say an alarm clock is "going off" when it's really turning on?
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singxlovex4
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August 9, 2011 11:32pm UTC

things that don't make sense #12
why do people call corn "ears of corn"?
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singxlovex4
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August 9, 2011 11:26pm UTC

things that don't make sense #11
How come lemon scented cleaning supplies are made with real lemons, but lemon juice contains aritfical flavors?
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singxlovex4
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 11:19pm UTC

things that don't make sense #10
why aren't eye brows considered facial hair?
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sorry i haven't made one of my series quotes in forever!

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singxlovex4
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 10:52pm UTC

○○♥○○
h a v i n g a s i b l i n g
i n c o l l e g e
a n d t h e n a p p r e c i a t i n g
a l l t h e t i m e s t h e y w e r e h o m e
t o m a k e f u n o f y o u
mine;;missyou<3

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singxlovex4
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 10:21pm UTC

what's the biggest lie ever?
"i have read and agreed to the terms of service"

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singxlovex4
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 10:03pm UTC

but yesterday's gone
we gotta keep moving on
♥
♥

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singxlovex4
posted a quote
July 3, 2011 7:05pm UTC

Dumb Laws: Florida
You may not fart in a public place after 6 PM
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per
day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or
saucers.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee
has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless
gown.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
It is illegal to sell your children.
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer,
as can the salon owner.
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting
on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
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singxlovex4
posted a quote
July 3, 2011 6:46pm UTC

Dumb Laws: Delaware
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink...... It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.
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singxlovex4
posted a quote
July 3, 2011 6:34pm UTC

Dumb Laws: California
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per
hour......
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singxlovex4
posted a quote
July 3, 2011 6:00pm UTC

Dumb Laws: Arkansas
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.
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singxlovex4
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July 3, 2011 5:55pm UTC

Dumb Laws: Arizona
It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
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July 3, 2011 5:34pm UTC

Dumb Laws: Arizona
When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.
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singxlovex4
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July 3, 2011 5:28pm UTC

Dumb Laws: Arizona
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs
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