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  1. LoveLD LoveLD
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 11:01pm UTC
    The thing I most fear:
    Centipedes.
    In my room.
    Oh, waiittt.
    That already happend.

  2. LoveLD LoveLD
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 12:46am UTC
    ..............
    K . L . B .
    ..............

  3. AyyDeeBee143 AyyDeeBee143 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 10:49pm UTC
    There needs to be a Witty Profiles App! -_-

  4. kaylenmckenzie97 kaylenmckenzie97
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 10:01pm UTC
    What concert costs 45 cents? 50 cent ft. Nickelback(;
    -twitter.

  5. xxxtheicekillerxxx xxxtheicekillerxxx
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 10:01pm UTC
    Looking at a picture on Facebook & thinking,
    ''That's so edited."
    nmf

  6. MsHoran MsHoran
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 10:10pm UTC
    Me: *reading a magazine, one direction comes up on next page*
    Jake: Who are these guys?
    Me: One Direction.
    Todd: I like that guy the best *points at Nialler*
    Me: ME TOO!
    Jake: He's my man-crush.
    Me: YEAHHHH! *high fives* Jake this is why you are the best.
    *Next day*
    Me: JAKE WHO DO YA LOVE?!
    Jake: NIALL!
    Me: WHOSE YOUR MAN-CRUSH?!
    Jake: NIALL!!
    *People walk by staring at us like we need help*

  7. cultureblondie123 cultureblondie123
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 10:26pm UTC
    Directioner: omg ppl shouldnt make fun, of liam payne because when he was little he had to get 32 injections a day to stay alive.
    Normal Person: oh......that must have been Payne-ful.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. RunawayRachel RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 5:07am UTC
    Can we fall, one more time?
    S t o p t h e t a p e , a n d r e w i n d ? [x] [x] [x]

  10. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 10:18am UTC
    "I hate to see a guy who insults a girl
    or is bad with her, immediately
    i think she'd be better of with me."
    - Niall Horan ♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  11. wittygiraffelover wittygiraffelover
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 11:08pm UTC
    Parents:Who are you texting?
    Parents:Who are you calling?
    Parents:Who are you chatting with?
    Me:Jake from State Farm.

  12. dancergrl101 dancergrl101
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 10:37pm UTC
    me: *stands outside for 5 minutes*
    me: where is my tan

  13. sparklegirl sparklegirl
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 10:37pm UTC
    Texting my best friend & Being a directioner is pretty much my whole life.

  14. Iheartyoou Iheartyoou
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 10:38pm UTC
    That awkward moment when the a phone rings on your tv and you think it's yours.

  15. WonderfulLove WonderfulLove
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 10:38pm UTC
    When I was 6,
    my boyfriend was 9.
    We're so meant to be.
    True Story

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