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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 3:08pm UTC
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  3. LoveSickCrackheaad LoveSickCrackheaad
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 6:51pm UTC
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    hey wittians. My name is Jamie and im a thirteen year old girl. My dad gets really stressed out and when he does he smokes. i really begged him to stop & when i was 9 the only think i wanted for my birthday was for him to not smoke, not the usual "pony, dolls &toys" so i was talking to my dad, explaining witty and how people use witty to get their parents to stop smoking, giving away their pets. ect. i was also explaining how it is very hard to get more than 100 favorites. He agreed that if i got 2 5 0 favorites he would quit forever.
    Please witty sisters, help save my dad from cancer<3
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  4. hollisterchic687 hollisterchic687
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 2:23am UTC
    96
    when 6 and 9 are mad at each other

  5. xXxloveUeddyxXx xXxloveUeddyxXx
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 2:23am UTC
    I got the letter s
    like: snickers
    dislike: sh*t
    love: snakes
    hate: spiders D:
    fav <3 for your letter

  6. xOmeg18xO xOmeg18xO
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 4:41pm UTC
    Fave this quote ;
    if you've ever been,
    R.E.P.L.A.C.E.D
    nmf.
    \\

  7. lauren8991 lauren8991
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 7:30pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. ohmykiersten_x ohmykiersten_x
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 1:05am UTC
    *GIRLS ON WITTY*
    Please watch this.
    It's not a waste of your time, I swear,
    and you'll 10000000000x better about your self, garunteed.
    So please, take the time to watch this.
    http://missunderstood12.tumblr.com/post/6574071045/every-girl-must-watch-this

  10. lisac517 lisac517
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 3:42pm UTC
    Psychological fact
    If a guy stands with his legs apart while talking to a girl, it means he likes her.♥

  11. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 2:38pm UTC
    f u n f a c t # 23
    mcdonalds fries are made with beef flavoring.

  12. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 2:45pm UTC
    f u n f a c t # 24
    daniel radcliffe didn't know who miley cyrus was, while she was telling people
    that he said he had a crush on her.

  13. LynnHa LynnHa
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 6:32am UTC
    Eminem
    Fav If You Thought Of The Singer Instead Of The Chocolate

  14. nevershoutally2169 nevershoutally2169
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 4:29am UTC
    my friend was talking to a guy on the
    INTERNET WHO S'TARTED
    threatening that he would come to her house and hurt her
    she has 3 little brothers, ♥
    all of whom slept on her floor and outside her door for a week with
    nerf guns and water guns to make sure their big sister feels safe
    notmine

  15. JBieberFacts JBieberFacts
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 3:55pm UTC
    Justin Bieber Fact #305
    A little girl asked Justin how old he was once,
    and he gave her a really long number.
    She laughed, but it was his phone number.

  16. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 11:27am UTC
    f u n f a c t # 13
    in one minute;
    250 babies are born.
    oprah makes $523.
    there are five earthquakes.
    lightening strikes 350 times.

  17. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 11:39am UTC
    f u n f a c t # 15
    the powerpuff girls were originally names "the whoopass girls"

  18. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 11:12am UTC
    f u n f a c t # 11
    starfish have no brains.
    maybe that's why patrick star is dumb. (;

  19. cirkel96 cirkel96
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 10:44am UTC
    I just don't uderstand
    what's wrong with being a ginger?
    what' wrong with being a blonde?
    what's wrong with being a jew?
    what' wrong with being a muslim?
    what's wrong with being an athiest?
    what's wrong with being gay?
    what's wrong with being bisexual?
    what's wrong with being black?
    what's wrong with being white?
    What' wrong with being yourself?

  20. tuttidaisy123 tuttidaisy123
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 12:51am UTC
    great responses #1
    "i need my beauty sleep."
    "hon, you need hibernation."

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