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D0ri20
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August 8, 2012 8:16pm UTC

Type the lyrics in on google
& hope for the best

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youonlyliveonce17
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August 8, 2012 9:06pm UTC

There is this kid at my school name Luigi.
I jokingly asked him one day if his brothers name is Mario.
His response
"Yes and my dogs name is Yoshi."
Best. Parents. Ever.
nmq

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cheerfreakk
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August 6, 2012 9:35pm UTC

when i'm older i shall
open a classic rock-themed
pizza shop & i shall call it
another one bites the crust.
nmf/nmq

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KristinaBrunicardi
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August 6, 2012 9:05pm UTC

Jenna Marbles needs her own fricken
t a l k s h o w .

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n_kitty
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August 7, 2012 6:55pm UTC

Inappropriate Funeral Songs #6
Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead- Wizard Of Oz

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n_kitty
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August 7, 2012 6:05pm UTC

Inappropriate Funeral Songs #4
Live Your Life- Rihanna

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n_kitty
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August 7, 2012 6:25pm UTC

Inappropriate Funeral Songs #5
Sombody That I Used To Know- Gotye

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Livelovemusic11
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August 7, 2012 6:33pm UTC

What the sign says - Do not touch.
What I read- Touch when nobody is looking.

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alwaysdreambigx
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August 6, 2012 8:16pm UTC

If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and
be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball
and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof
under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah”

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