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Maritzaa_
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September 22, 2010 9:19pm UTC

7 Signs that Winnie and the Pooh Characters are on drugs:
- Eeyore the donkey doesn't
care about anything, has
slow reactions & a lack
of motivation. Marijuana.
- Piglet is afraid of everything
& is paranoid of constantly
being chased. Mushrooms.
- Rabbit gets into everyone's
business & constantly needs
EVERYTHING. Cocaine.
- Tigger can't calm down,
bounces all the times &
is never tired. Ecstasy.
- Pooh Loves sweets & has
the wildest imagination. LSD.
- Christopher Robin can
talk to animals. Hallucinogens.
- Owl is always there to
help w/ anyone who needs it.
DEALER.

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EmmaleeeGrace
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September 21, 2010 4:54pm UTC

Girls find out everything . . .
I advise you to not lie to them .

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stephh_xo
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September 21, 2010 1:16pm UTC

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GiaxEatsxSocks
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September 20, 2010 8:21pm UTC

Mom; Hey!
Me: Oh hey mom!
Mom: No, I was talking on the phone.
/Gee Mom, thanks./

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babyfraggs
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September 20, 2010 8:38pm UTC

Am i the only one who goes around and highlights practically every quote to see if there are hidden words? ™

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_walkingdisaster
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September 20, 2010 8:38pm UTC

There is a { h U G E D i f f E R E N C E } between
( loving ) someone & being ( in love ) with them.
Get it straight,Boy.
I mean I love my cat,but I don't want to marry it ♥

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babys
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September 20, 2010 8:53pm UTC

So im listening to my ipod, and i try to turn it down cause its a little to loud..so i reach for the volume button on my computer and press volume down, and the volume wont go down, so im like WTF WHY WONT IT...
o...wrong button..
<3 Click the <3 if thats ever happened to you<3

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Ifxonlyxhexknewxo
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September 20, 2010 9:34pm UTC

&+ Mom&&Dad
last time i checked Yellow Light meant slow down
-------------------->not speed up.

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uhhxleslie
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September 20, 2010 9:57pm UTC

When she was 4? she wished she could wear makeup, & miniskirts, not have a babysitter anymore, and finally be able to call herself a teenager.
Now? she wishes she could play in the mud, sleep with her teddy bear that used to be her best friend, have recess, & be afraid of monsters, not boys.
she used to wish for change,
& now her wish finally came true,
after that she would do anything,
to stop everything from changing like it did.

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