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juju0731
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January 17, 2012 4:39pm UTC

That akward moment when
you open your wardrobe to find Narnia, but end up in the Monster inc. factory instead

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mmeeker713
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January 17, 2012 12:43pm UTC

that little heart attack you get when
your chair tips back too far

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mmeeker713
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January 17, 2012 1:19pm UTC

movie directors need to stop making
every movie in 3D

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QuQu101
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January 17, 2012 3:51pm UTC

I'm not suicidal,
I just hate myself

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QuQu101
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January 17, 2012 3:56pm UTC

Every time I take a shower,
water ends up on the floor
and I don't know why.

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QuQu101
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January 17, 2012 4:04pm UTC

When you're outside in the cold
and hot air comes out of your nose
so you look like a fire-breathing
dragon.

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QuQu101
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January 17, 2012 4:08pm UTC

Normal People:
I wish my shampoo and conditioner would run out at the same time.
Me:
I wish my peanut butter and jelly ran out at the same time.

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graciiexbaybayyx3
posted a quote
January 17, 2012 4:36pm UTC

The worst part was, I knew you didn't even miss me.

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graciiexbaybayyx3
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 8:39pm UTC

& that's why I'm living proof,
that things really do get better.

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mmeeker713
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January 6, 2012 9:55pm UTC

Watching a scary movie
"No, dont go in there!"
*Person dies*
"I told you not to go in there."

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xocherryxo
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December 27, 2011 9:46pm UTC

That awkward moment when your singing a song in a car and the song cuts out..

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QuQu101
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December 26, 2011 11:17pm UTC

Go kill yourself.
Give me a knife.

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QuQu101
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December 27, 2011 3:46pm UTC

All I Do is Eat Lyrics
(Parody of All I Do is Win)
All I do is eat, eat, eat no matter what
Got food on my mind, and I can never get enough
and every time I step up in the kitchen
Everybody's utensils go up
And they eat there, and say "nom", and they eat there
chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew
'Cause all I do is eat, eat, eat
And if you goin' in put your utensils up, and eat that food.

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QuQu101
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December 27, 2011 5:25pm UTC

if this is the green light,
take what you need
and break out of this hospital scene

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QuQu101
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 6:22pm UTC

Me:Okay, I know i'm totally awesome
and you think i'm too amazing to text
first, so i'm just letting you know you can.
Person: I know i could, but why text
someone so boastful?
Me: Umm because maybe some
of their awesomeness will rub
off on you.
Person: A normal person would take the hint
and try and not lie about their awesomeness.
Me: I know, i'm too modest.

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QuQu101
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December 27, 2011 6:35pm UTC

*ipod in stereo ad on shuffle*
*Friday starts to play*
Mom: *burst through the door* IT'S FRIDAY! FRIDAY! GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY!

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ForeverAloneNeverAlone
posted a quote
December 22, 2011 10:36am UTC

say the wrong word in a conversation.
spend the next three years revising the disaster in your head.

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Marlola
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December 22, 2011 10:36am UTC

Switching to another tab when your parents
come in & you're like
"Hi, mum.. Just chillin' on google...":)

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Marlola
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December 22, 2011 10:38am UTC

Fave if u parents have no idea you have this account. Comment if you told them. Follow if you don't care if they no... =)

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Matea2707
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December 22, 2011 10:46am UTC

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