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  1. electrified electrified
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2010 9:29pm UTC
    They say kissing is the language of love,
    care to indulge in a little {{ conversation }} ?

  2. heat17 heat17
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2010 7:05pm UTC
    1. Who is the Fresh Prince of Bel Air? _____ Smith
    2. What is the letter after T? _____.
    3. The opposite of stop? _____.
    4. In baseball after 3 strikes the better is striked _____.
    5. To find the area of a rectangle you multiply length x _____.
    6. Do, Re, _____, Fa, Sol, La, Ti, Do
    ____YES ____NO
    in case you didn't get it, please highlight below;
    will you go out with me

  3. xodanitayxo xodanitayxo
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2010 2:17pm UTC
    solve for i
    9x-7i > 3(3x-7u)
    9x-7i > 9x-21u
    -9x -9x
    -7i > -21u
    -7 -7
    i < 3u

  4. YourMyPerfectNightmare YourMyPerfectNightmare
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2010 10:31am UTC
    [I] SHOU[L]D BE [OVE]R [YOU].
    Not Mine**

  5. daniibananii daniibananii
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2010 5:24pm UTC
    i like your
    last name,
    wanna share it?

  6. supcudi supcudi
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2010 1:34am UTC
    I SPEAK THE TRUTH
    b u t i g u e s s t h a t s a
    foreign language
    to y'all.
    -lil wayne

  7. nevershoutPatrick_ nevershoutPatrick_
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2010 3:47pm UTC
    Not To Be Racisit Or Anything
    but i love♥ when black people say
    OH HELL NO

  8. jazzysoccer1534 jazzysoccer1534
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2010 6:44pm UTC
    my favorite fairy tale is
    is shrek because that movie shows you that your prince charming,
    could be the last person you'd expect it to be


  9. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. JaseyRae_x3 JaseyRae_x3
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2010 9:49pm UTC
    Pencil: You know, I'm really sorry.
    Eraser:For What? You didn't do anything wrong.
    Pencil: I'm sorry, because you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
    Eraser: That's true, but I don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad. ♥

  11. iNCOMPLETE_xx iNCOMPLETE_xx
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2010 4:25pm UTC
    If "Plan A" doesn't work out,
    don't worry; you still have 25 letters left. (:

  12. chemicalx chemicalx
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2010 5:48pm UTC
    I'LL NEVER APOLOGIZE
    FOR SAYING WHAT I FEEL
    __THAT'S LIKE SAYING
    SORRY FOR BEING
    ------------------- » REAL

  13. xxwhocaresxx17 xxwhocaresxx17
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2010 11:22pm UTC
    When a guy likes me,
    even if I don't like him,
    I don't want him to stop.
    It makes me feel worth it.

  14. xox_gracie_xox xox_gracie_xox
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2009 9:24pm UTC
    My Sister's Keeper Quote #1
    "You dont love someone because they're perfect,
    you love them in spite of the fact that they're not"
    series? click the [♥] , i love this movie, so sad. :(

  15. iiheartBrighton iiheartBrighton
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2010 8:47pm UTC
    • • •
    s a y n o t o r a c i s m.
    A white woman
    about 51 years old,
    was seated next to a
    black man on an airplane.
    Obviously disturbed by this,
    she called the air hostess.
    “Madam, what is the matter?”
    the hostess asked.
    “You obviously do not see it,”she responded.
    “You placed me next to a black man.
    I do not agree to sit next to someone from
    such a repugnant group. Give me
    an alternative seat.”
    “Be calm please,” the hostess replied.
    “Almost all the places on this flight are taken.
    I will go to see if another place is available.”
    The Hostess went away and then
    came back a few minutes later.
    “Ma'am, I spoke to the captain and he informed
    me that there is also no seat in the business class.
    All the same, we still have one place in the first class."
    Before the woman could say anything,
    the hostess continued, “It is not usual for our
    company to permit someone from the economy
    class to sit in the first class. However, given
    the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be
    scandalous to make someone sit
    next to someone so disgusting.”
    The hostess turned to the black man and said
    “Therefore, Sir, if you would like to,
    please collect your hand luggage,
    a seat awaits you in first class.”
    At that moment, the other passengers
    who were shocked by what they had just
    witnessed stood up and applauded.
    • • •

  16. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2010 8:51am UTC
    Childhood Games Teach Us So Much
    Follow The Leader: sometimes we trust the wrong people.
    Seven Up: in some situations, there are going to be many
    choices. You just have to go with your gut feeling and
    pray for the best.
    Simon Says: some people are just out there to trick you.
    Duck, Duck, Goose: you never know who they'll pick. Maybe
    it'll be you ;)
    Hide and Seek: if you're hoping to find something, you can;t
    just sit there and wait for it to find you. Go out there, and get
    whatever it is you're looking for. ♥

  17. thebombbb thebombbb
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2010 8:47pm UTC
    I tend to say 'I was like'
    instead of 'I said' .

  18. itsvianna itsvianna
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2010 5:57pm UTC
    "DID YOU REALLY SAY THAT?!"
    "No. But I thought it." :)

  19. miss_mariaaa288 miss_mariaaa288
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2010 5:28pm UTC
    I hate when I'm stuck on a roof in vegas
    [& my wolfpack can't find me]
    not my format.

  20. itslashellebitchezz itslashellebitchezz
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 7:42am UTC
    When I wake up
    from a really good dream,
    I try to imagine the ending. ♥
    from a realll

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