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1. ohxhelloxthere
   posted a quote
   April 15, 2011 3:51pm UTC
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   The star of the football team
   h a s a b l i n d d a d
   who always comes to his games,
   even though he can't see him play.
   One day, the dad gets sick and dies
   before the night of his son's big game.
   The team is expecting him to slack off,
   mourning the death of his father.
   But he played the best game he EVER had,
   making the winning touchdown
   &+ many amazing plays.
   The couch is amazed, so he asked,
   "How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
   The boy stares right at him, and says
   "This is the first time he has ever seen me play."
   ♥
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   Not mine. I just love it
   
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2. klassicgirl
   posted a quote
   April 15, 2011 5:27pm UTC
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3. OMGIMATACO
   posted a quote
   April 14, 2011 8:22pm UTC
   in movies;
   >> that random cat that always
   meows whenever somebody
   crashes into something
   off screen <<
   
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4. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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5. Jillyummx3
   posted a quote
   March 26, 2011 6:35pm UTC
   And for a second there...
   I actually though you
   cared.
   not my format
   
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6. HabiiBa
   posted a quote
   March 27, 2011 1:01pm UTC
   Computer games ruined my life
   Good thing I have two extra lives
   ♥♥♥
   
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7. 
   posted a quote
   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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8. livelovelaughx013
   posted a quote
   March 27, 2011 4:24pm UTC
   Spongebob: what do you usually do when I'm gone?
   Patrick: waiting for you to come back.
   that is a true friendship ♥
   
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9. alwaysforeverme
   posted a quote
   March 26, 2011 9:11pm UTC
   My hair isn't straight or curly...
   It's just (a w k w a r d l y w a v y)
   poke the -->♥<-- if yours is too ;)
   
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10. brwneydgrl
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2011 9:18pm UTC
    Click the ♥
    if you love Jesus,
    and your
    not ashamed to
    say so.
    (:
    Notmyformat.
    
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11. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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12. haymaylove
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2011 1:52am UTC
    FriendsWithBenifits(;
    
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13. alexxoxo101
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2011 10:42pm UTC
    9 things I Hate About everyone.
    1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
    2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
    3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
    4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
    5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!
    6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
    7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
    8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?
    9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???
    
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14. TwinkieTime
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2011 3:16pm UTC
    ten things i hate about everybody....
    1. people who hold out there watch and ask for the time
    2. people who run around the whole room looking for the remote instead of just using the buttons on the T.V
    3. people who say "o u just wanna have your cake and eat it to" ya i do!
    why would i want a cake if i cant eat it?
    4. when someone says its always the last place you look when your looking for something. well of course it is why would i keep looking for something after i found it?
    5.when your in the movies and someone leans over to u and says "hey did you see that?" of course i did! i did not come to the movies to NOT watch the movie.
    6. people who ask you "hey can i ask you a question?" well you didnt really give me a choice now did ya?
    7. When people say something is new and improved. if its new, theres never been anything like it, so it can be improved. if its being improved then there is something like it so it cant be new.
    8. when people say life is short. no, its not! its the longest thing anyone can ever do
    9. when your waiting for the bus and some idiot walks up to you and says, "hey, did the bus come yet?'' IF IT CAME WHY WOULD I STILL BE STANDING HERE?
    10. when people say, "my eyes aren't wut they used to be." well wut did they used to b then?
    ~ this list belongs to the amazing website that GETTOxFABxFOREVER found
    
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15. xenjoythesilence
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2011 8:59pm UTC
    scrolling down random fb like pages;
    nodding your head and thinking..
    "OMG, so true!"
    
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16. soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2011 11:03am UTC
    Whats with the weird
    Names of the kids in the math books?
    
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17. QuQu101
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2011 4:05pm UTC
    Warning: Trying to make the longest quote on witty profiles lala kool funny yea lets do it make it big believe beauty selena gomez justin bieber lady gaga ke$ha doves plain white ts pat corcoran love funny elmo big bird cookie monster dog cat cow unicorn turtle im awesome quak spellings are wrong hit me up food potato tomato mustard pickels cucumbers its my life live it up remember pina coladas creative ur beautiful story music family cookie bored lazy kool yupp psssh hehe run on sentence if ur still reading ur amazing :)
    
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18. piggilicious
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2011 2:02pm UTC
    dear students,
    I k n o w w h e n y o u ' r e t e x t i n g , I w a s n ' t b o r n y e s t e r d a y .
    sincerely, people normally don't look down at their crotch and smile
    
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19. Livefortoday
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2011 4:28pm UTC
    Witty quotes are like girls ;
    If they're not flashy, easy & colorful,
    then they're easily o v e r l o o k e d .
    
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20. Justthewayyouare
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2011 4:58pm UTC
    Squidward: Move Patrick, I'm claustrophobic.
    Patrick: What's Claustrophobic?
    Spongebob: It means he's afraid of Santa.
    Patrick: Ho ho ho!
    Spongebob: Stop it, Patrick! You're scaring him!
    [♥]
    
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