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  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 2:28pm UTC
    There is no such thing as friendship in Mario Kart.
    It's all fun and games until somebody picks Rainbow Road.

  2. upsidedown upsidedown
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 11:05pm UTC
    You know my name,
    Not my story.

  3. livin_life_young_and_in_love livin_life_young_and_in_love
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    Remember the day I borrowed your brand new car and dented it?
    I thought you'd kill me, but you didn't.
    Remember the time I dragged you to the beach and you said it would rain, and it did?
    I thought you'd say, "I told you so." but you didn't.
    Remember the time I flirted with all the guys to make you jealous, and you were?
    I thought you'd leave, but you didn't.
    Remember the time I spilt strawberry pie all over your car rug?
    I thought you'd hit me, but you didn't.
    Remember the time I forgot to tell you the dance was formal, and you showed up in jeans?
    I thought you'd drop me, but you didn't.
    Yes, there were lots of things you didn't do,
    but you put up with me, and loved me, and protected me.
    There were lots of things I wanted to make up to you
    when you returned from Iraq.
    But you didn't.

  4. EmilyxLovesxU EmilyxLovesxU
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 7:45pm UTC
    If only I was thinner

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 7:00pm UTC
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  6. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 12:17am UTC
    I'm done yelling at the tv. You Americans are all f/cking stupid. Goodnight.

  7. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    Taking bets on how soon people who voted for Obama will start complaining about him. Who's in?

  8. byewitty* byewitty*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    What do Democrats and donkeys have in common?.
    What? I have no clue.
    They're both a$ses.

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