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nicknicknicknick
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August 13, 2011 12:40pm UTC

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August 13, 2011 5:59pm UTC

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TeiaEatWorld
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August 3, 2011 5:20am UTC

Dude I Wasnt That Drunk #1
Dude, you walked into walmart, And when the voice came on from the intercom, You droped to your knee's and Screamed 'GOD HAS SPOKEN'

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TeiaEatWorld
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August 3, 2011 5:27am UTC

Dude I Wasnt That Drunk #2
Dude,you asked your own Girlfriend if she was single.

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TeiaEatWorld
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August 3, 2011 5:32am UTC

Dude I Wasnt That Drunk #3
Dude,you threw my bird. At the cops yelling, 'GO ANGRY BIRDS.!! KILL THEM PICS.!'

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TeiaEatWorld
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August 3, 2011 5:36am UTC

Dude I Wasnt That Drunk #4
Dude, you spent an hour looking in my pool, For nemo.

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TeiaEatWorld
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August 4, 2011 1:20am UTC

Dude I Wasnt That Drunk #11
Dude, you tried to squeez yourself down a Pipe, because "you wanted to follow Mario to his coin stach."

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TeiaEatWorld
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August 4, 2011 1:43am UTC

Dude I Wasnt That Drunk #13
Dude, you ran up to a kid with glasses and said. 'Hey harry, where's your scar.?'

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TeiaEatWorld
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August 4, 2011 1:59am UTC

Dude I Wasnt That Drunk #16
Dude, you took out a kitchen knife, and made me throw vegetables at you, And you were yelling 'Im a fruit Ninja.!'

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Lmac1819
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August 4, 2011 11:23am UTC

when something bad happens
you have 3 options
let it define you,
let it destroy you,
or let it strengthen you. ♥

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SpreadALittleLove97
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August 4, 2011 12:57pm UTC

Dear Pinocchio,
so all i have to do is lie?
Sincerely, Voldemort.
nmf.nmq

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x3sammii
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August 3, 2011 11:20pm UTC

Kissing a smoker
must be disgusting.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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still_around
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August 4, 2011 12:05am UTC

Remember when you were little,
your friend would be over...
You: What do you wanna do?
Them: I dont know what do you wanna do?
You: You pick its my house
Them: You pick I'm the guest
Fave if you ever did this

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xdaniellex44
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August 3, 2011 11:04pm UTC

I miss your smile,
but I miss mine more.

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carlyxxanne
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August 3, 2011 11:16pm UTC

Admit it,
We all pop the bubbles on the top of our McDonalds cup.

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jasonx3
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August 4, 2011 9:36am UTC

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Going all caps...
Really doesn't scare me fool.
nmf

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fungirl1600
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August 3, 2011 10:33pm UTC

"Kidnapping"
is such a strong word.
I like to think of it as
"Surprise Adoption"

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kaseywasey
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August 4, 2011 12:10am UTC

I heard you like bad boys
yeaaah
well not trying to impress you or anything but I can swim without floaties
nmf.

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kaseywasey
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August 4, 2011 12:51am UTC

Teacher: Can you see God?
Class: No.
Teacher: Can you touch God?
Class: No.
Teacher: Then there isn't a God!
Student: Sir, can you see your brain?
Teacher: No.
Student: Can you touch your brain?
Teacher: No.
Student: Oh ok so you have no brain?
nmf/nmq

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Chellsey
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August 3, 2011 11:28pm UTC

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