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  1. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 5:31am UTC
    That moment when you're supposed to be cleaning your room, And you put music on and it turns into a dance party format rajsonkar

  2. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
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    February 28, 2013 7:02pm UTC
    I hate itwhen I meow at cats
    and they don't meow back.
    .
    Unbelievably rude.format credit-rajsonkar

  3. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 7:21am UTC
    can you relate?
    walking into your room and saying "wow i should clean this". then walk out
    format credit-rajsonkar

  4. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 7:09pm UTC
    people, "i love it when my girlfriend/boyfriend tells me she/he loves me." me:"i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready"format rajsonkar

  5. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
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    March 12, 2013 6:59pm UTC
    the awkward moment when you get mad at someone and slam the door then realized you forgot something so you have to go back.format_credit-rajsonkar

  6. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
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    March 12, 2013 8:01pm UTC
    even staring at wall becomes interesting while studying format rajsonkar

  7. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
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    March 13, 2013 1:45pm UTC
    mom: you can't stay online forever. me: is that a challengeformat credit rajsonkar

  8. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 8:45pm UTC
    can you relate? Saying, 'I don't know' to
    everything when I'm in a bad
    mood.format credit rajsonkar

  9. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
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    March 15, 2013 1:05pm UTC
    doctor:"OK, so what's wrong, how are you feeling?" me:*looks at mom waiting for her to explain* format credit-rajsonkar

  10. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
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    March 15, 2013 7:18pm UTC
    zebras are just horses who escaped from prison format credit-rajsonkar

  11. unicornsydney unicornsydney
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 2:09pm UTC
    when you pretend to die in front of your pet to see if they will save you and they walk out of the room

  12. XJustThatGirlX XJustThatGirlX
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 3:03pm UTC
    That one person you just want to hit
    in the face with a fuc*king brick.

  13. Ilovemusicsofreakingmuch Ilovemusicsofreakingmuch
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 10:31pm UTC
    Last time I checked
    Talking to a guy
    Doesn't mean your dating
    So people should stop spreading rumors

  14. emily_leah emily_leah
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 10:20pm UTC
    Duck Dynasty #10
    "You let me hunt? That's like saying...You let me breathe. You let me go to the bathroom. I go to the bathroom whenever..and whereever I want to."
    -Jase

  15. Amzin_DJ_Makii_910 Amzin_DJ_Makii_910
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 1:07pm UTC
    When somebody calls your house phone and asks you "Where you at?" oh you know, just ski diving and decided to bring my house phone whith me
    ~DJ Makii

  16. *Caraphernelia* *Caraphernelia*
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    March 12, 2013 11:43pm UTC
    I want to be a waterfall, something that looks so beautiful, but could kill you anyways.

  17. ThePeaceMaker ThePeaceMaker
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 6:45pm UTC
    I am having one of those days
    where punching you in the face
    for saying something dumb seems like a great idea.
    So i suggest that you shut the f*** up


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