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boobear4
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May 6, 2013 12:16pm UTC

lol. so im just sitting here in In school suspension and decided to get on witty. I've missed you witty but I realize about 60% of anything funny on here is from tumblr. So anyway I'm in ISS because I yelled F**k you at my teacher because she made my friend cry haha. It was funny though and totally worth sitting in the office for two days.

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ErinIsTheName*
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 2:47pm UTC

I'm not even 21 yet,
and my life is already a disaster.

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ErinIsTheName*
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 12:18pm UTC

If people were influenced by
video games,
then the majority of Facebook users
would be farmers by now.

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ErinIsTheName*
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 11:47am UTC

Sorry if I look interested...
I'm not.

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AnchorChasing
posted a quote
November 11, 2010 9:34pm UTC

Looking at the clock when
your home from school, sick,
and thinking;
"I'm in ____ class right now."
only me..?

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xoxoloveisallyouneedxoxo
posted a quote
August 20, 2011 9:46pm UTC

Suicide Hotline-
1-800-273-8255
Favorite if you are willing to save
some ones life by favoriting this quote.

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beliebinchances
posted a quote
September 24, 2010 2:17pm UTC

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about global warming.
Karma's a b*tch
♥theTitanic.
Format credit to: sillyslinky

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xoxoMAKxoxo
posted a quote
September 27, 2009 9:22pm UTC

Me and my little five year old cousin were walking in the park
When I bumped into him. We started talking.
My little cousin looked up at him and asked, "Are you in love with her?"
I blushed furiously, apologizing for her behavior.
He said to me, "Don't worry. It's ok." Then he knelt down and looked at my cousin.
"Haha no," he said. "She's just an amazing friend."
Then he got up and walked away .
Before I could scold her, my cousin looked up at me, smiled, and said,
"He lied."
Favorite<33

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noahwood123
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 10:30pm UTC

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We should be able to text 911, in case were hiding from a cereal killer and don't want them to hear us.
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XXKatiiKatXX120
posted a quote
August 21, 2010 8:56pm UTC

THERE IS ALWAYS THAT ONE FREAKY GIRL IN YOUR GRADE THAT'S OBSESSED WITH HORSES♥

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LimitedEditionBarbie
posted a quote
March 22, 2011 4:42pm UTC

trust is like an eraser
it gets smaller & smaller
[after everymistake.. ] ♥

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HeyheyX_mondayy
posted a quote
October 7, 2010 4:21pm UTC

In junior high,
there was a kid on my bus who would always run home as soon as the bus dropped him off.
We would laugh at him every day.
We didn't know that he ran because he wanted to make sure his sister hadn't killed herself while he was gone at school.
One day, he missed school. A week after, he was back.
He stopped running. </3
(six♥billion♥secrets)

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Hazel_Eyes_09
posted a quote
December 8, 2010 9:23pm UTC

& who else adds that little pointless arrow - telling your teacher to
flip the page over

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rileylovesyoou
posted a quote
November 4, 2010 7:32pm UTC

i wish i could see
myself from a
boy's perspective. ♥

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xxheather109xx
posted a quote
November 27, 2009 6:23pm UTC

Favorite this if...
you check your phone for no reason, because you know nobody texted you.
you will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
you always hear your name, when its not being called.
you hate hearing your voice in recordings.
you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
you pretend your writing in class so the teacher won't call on you.
you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.
facebook
(:

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briiitttttttany
posted a quote
July 20, 2011 7:06pm UTC

Nice tan,
What's your race? Carrot?

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Goldielocks11
posted a quote
June 21, 2010 1:35pm UTC

I swear he's cute, hold on . . .
LET ME FIND A BETTER PICTURE

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idance
posted a quote
October 7, 2011 2:45pm UTC

DEAR SIDEWALK,
Please get wider...
SINCERELY, THIRD FRIEND WALKING BEHIND
FEELING EXCLUDED.

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rosieisodd
posted a quote
January 9, 2011 8:47pm UTC

It's not that I hate you,
it's like, uh, let's put it this way:
if you were on fire and I had water,
I would probably drink the water.

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hiddenshadows
posted a quote
May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC

Creepy?
Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected president in
1960.
The names Lincoln and Kennedy
both have seven letters.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
Both presidents were shot on a friday.
Both
presidents were shot in the head.
Lincoln's secretary was named
Kennedy.
Can you guess yet?
Kennedy's secretary was named
Lincoln.
Both were assisnated by Southerners,
both were succeeded by Southerners,
Both successors were named Johnson.
Lincoln's successor was born in
1808.
Kennedy's successor was born in
1908.
Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by
three names.
Both names are composed of
15 letters.
It gets better;
Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
& here's the best part:
A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
Marilyn Monroe.

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