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  1. T_McDizzle_14 T_McDizzle_14
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2009 7:32pm UTC
    I'm secretly terrified of dying..
    but i would risk my life to save
    one of my friends, anytime

  2. kayxo9651 kayxo9651
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2009 7:06pm UTC
    You're the best thing;
    since dino chicken nuggets
    ..andimeanthat

  3. MrsEmmettCullen MrsEmmettCullen
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2009 8:00pm UTC
    Speeling Test
    1. Hahpee Happy
    2. Frendz Friends
    3. Kaht Cat
    4. Graypez Grapes
    5. Mikkee Mows Mickey Mouse
    6. Skoole School
    7. Day Z Duhck Daisy Duck
    8. Pohpcohrn Popcorn
    9. Vyu View
    10. Antidisestablishmentarianism

  4. JoEjOnAsFrEaK_15 JoEjOnAsFrEaK_15
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2009 11:21pm UTC
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  5. DanceAllday DanceAllday
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2009 3:08pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. xohotpinkx6 xohotpinkx6
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2009 1:02am UTC
    + & i t h o u g h t y o u w o u l d b e t h e o n e
    the one that would prove me wrong
    the one that shows me that all guys are not the same
    the one that makes me see that some guys do have feelings
    that they do care about whats on the inside..not just what's on the
    [o u t s i d e]
    but you turned out like all the rest
    and walked away and watch me pick up the p i e c e s...
    rate high if you ever thought you found the one guy different from the rest, but he proved you wrong..because i did </3

  9. kaciexxkatastrophe kaciexxkatastrophe
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2009 6:57pm UTC
    why hello
    welcome to a world ;
    where being yourself,
    just isn't good enough </3

  10. thing4 thing4
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2009 7:06pm UTC
    friends- help you up when you fall
    best friends-laugh at you and yell "loserr!"
    friends- dont mind if you eat there last cookie
    best friends- yell wtf??? that was mine!! and then takes ur cookie and throws it on the floor
    friends- lie and say its going to be okay
    bestfreids- tell the truth and say hes moved on
    friends-dont tell you ur hairs messed up
    bestfriends;; tell me my hair looks like crap
    friends- dont trust you
    bestfriends-tell u ther garage code combo incase i need to come overr.
    friends are mean
    bestfriends- are just moody hehehe
    love you guyss<33

  11. Cookie_ninja_xo Cookie_ninja_xo
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2008 5:02pm UTC
    A few ways to make an aim conversation more interesting/funnier:
    1. Start saying "omg omg omg omg omg" and wait for them to freak out and say "whats the matter?!" And then just say; hi.
    2. Ask the person your talking to to write you a story.
    3. Say; "I know what your doing." They'll say " how?" You reply: "I can see you through the window."
    4. Tell them it spells like up dog in your room and theyll say "Whats up dog?" And you reply: "Nothing much.. just chillin.. you?
    5. Tell them your brother/sister just fell down the stairs.
    6. Say " I g2g my favorite show is on" They'll say "what show?" "Dora the explorer.. durr!"
    7. Send a sad face and they'll ask why you are sad, you reply: "cuz i just looked at a picture of your face! :("
    8. Send random drawings. For example:
    () ()
    (oo)
    (uu)O and say "Look! It's a bunny!"
    9. Keep changing your font color.
    10. Send red, then orange, then yellow, then green, then blue, then purple, then pink, and tell them its a rainbow.
    11. Tell them you are moving to Anarctica so they can have your ipod.
    12. Send kissy faces even if it is a girl and say "I loveeee yoouuu (: <333"
    13. Write random stuff (fajfsaighaigksnaoahg for example) and then tell them your cat jumped on the keyboard.
    14. Tell them you g2g because its time for dinner at 3:00.
    15. Get quotes off witty and keep sending them randomly.
    16. On your away message/status write random stuff about the person you are talking to.
    17. Erase your profile and on it write your friends name at the top instead of yours; [_____'s buddy info] and then write a bunch of weird stuff under it.
    18. Start bursting out in song.
    19. Say you have to go because it is time for your anger management class and then when they say okay bye or lol flip out at them.
    20. Tell them you just made a new screename its: I hAtE _____ [<-- their name]
    21. Ignore them for awhile.
    22. Write in one of the symbol fonts.
    **ALL MINE**
    Oh my goodness this took me so long!
    Hope you like!
    Thought these would be pretty funny to do!
    [I did some of them]
    Rate for mee ;)

  12. BabyGurl_1 BabyGurl_1
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2008 11:04am UTC
    Have you ever
    pulled a door that said push
    and waited there, pulling and pulling
    until your mom comes up and says
    "honey its a push door." !
    Have you ever
    walked into a glass door
    cus that dang windex works so freakin well!?
    Have you ever
    laughed in dead silence
    just because it was funny ?
    Have you ever
    choked on air?
    or
    fell up stairs
    heck; who hasnt ?

  13. reesexo reesexo
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2008 7:01pm UTC
    Admit it
    When someone behind you,
    starts laughing. You
    automatically think that
    they're laughing at you.

  14. smileitsmolli16 smileitsmolli16
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2008 9:18am UTC
    wouldnt life be perfect
    if monday mornings were [ fun ]
    s w e a t p a n t s were s e x y
    junk food was [ good for you ]
    f r i e n d s didnt cause drama
    guys werent [ confusing, ]
    n o t h i n g was r e g r e t a b l e
    and g o o d b y e s [ only meant ] till
    t o m o r r o w ------>

  15. mallory93 mallory93
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2008 12:24am UTC
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