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pilkertonh

xredcrayonsx
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October 1, 2010 7:21pm UTC
Baby, i’m your biggest fan♥.

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bambi313dancer
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October 2, 2010 3:22pm UTC
I'm single. You're single. I like you. You like me. Am I missing something? ♥

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Purpleslurpee
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September 25, 2010 9:09pm UTC
i throw my condom in the air sometimes
saying ayooo now you're preggo.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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whizrocks1
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September 25, 2010 4:56pm UTC
Today a little girl saw my ring and asked me if I was married.
I said "No, it's just a normal ring. I'm not married." Her jaw dropped and she said "Any boy who doesn't want to be your husband is a big dummy!"
cutest. story. ever. ♥

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