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SparksFly47
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July 7, 2011 9:42am UTC

fav this,
& i'll give you:
-future husband's name
-you're job
-# of kids
-first boy & girl's name
comment for a faster reply[:
♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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julezxbaby26
posted a quote
February 11, 2011 2:01pm UTC

Today, the little boy next to me
On the airplane wouldn't stop staring out the
window. I asked him what he was looking for and he responded. "im liooking for my mom, but i can't find her. I thought this is where heaven is?"
nottmyformat

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live_like_a_dream
posted a quote
February 11, 2011 1:08pm UTC

"Women belong to
the kitchen, huh?"
"well, you know why
women live longer than men?"
"Because the kitchen is
where the knives are."
♥

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xFunQuotesx
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February 24, 2011 9:54pm UTC

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Abbey_Hilton
posted a quote
March 5, 2011 8:39am UTC

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called shipment, and by ship, it's called cargo?
If you tried to fail, and succeed, which did you do?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Why are softballs so hard?
Why do people go to McDonalds and order large fries, a double cheeseburger and a McFlurry with a diet coke?
Just wondering
♥

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Takengirl
posted a quote
March 10, 2011 6:16pm UTC

Only in America...
Can Pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance
Do banks have both doors open and then chain their pens to the counters
Do they have dive-up AIM machines with Braile lettering
Do people order double cheeseburger, large fries and a diet coke
Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put useless junk in the garage
:) God bless America

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bubbleliiciiousx3
posted a quote
March 13, 2011 3:55pm UTC

Dear exclamation points in my science textbook,
Clearly I don't find this as entertaining as you do.
Sincerely, student who hates science.

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lovin_lifexx
posted a quote
March 13, 2011 11:03am UTC

Lipstick in Catholic School
(You've got to love this principal)
According to a news report, a certain private Catholic school was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.
That was fine provided it was of a natural or neutral skin tone, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back.
Finally the principal, Sister Paschal, decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses). To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, Sister Paschal asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
There are teachers.... and then there are educators!

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soccerplayerrr21
posted a quote
March 13, 2011 11:20am UTC

Justin Bieber
You are amazing
for donating 1 million dollars to
Japan

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iinsomniac
posted a quote
March 13, 2011 8:45pm UTC

Dear Parents,
you are not really the people who choose my bedtime; God is. He sends me signals..
For example, making my iPod run out of battery.
♥
>>not my format; my quote<<

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prefectlyimperfect
posted a quote
March 5, 2011 9:11pm UTC

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okay girls i was
wodering
///////////////// who's a virgin, and who isnt,
so FAVE if you are a virgin and COMMENT if you arent\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

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kandykyra
posted a quote
February 24, 2011 8:04pm UTC

Long but worth while...i promise
Her name was Abby
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive
Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "
The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms
Press the <3 if your against Child ABUSE

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Runaway_love
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February 15, 2011 12:54am UTC

Can you find the mistack?
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20
Fave if u found it!

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AlexHilsonAhax
posted a quote
February 14, 2011 9:01pm UTC

And Who Else Thinks That
---->Jayden Smith<----
Is A Little Cutie? ;D
♥not my format

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ayeiloveyouxx12
posted a quote
February 9, 2011 11:14am UTC

/& who else;
already has there children
named?
♥

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DawnMxo
posted a quote
February 2, 2011 9:39pm UTC

Just wanna see.
If you're a girl, favorite.
If you're a boy, comment.
♥♥

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KaSs1997
posted a quote
February 1, 2011 6:00pm UTC

Fave this if....
you You were born on your
Birthday ;)
~ Facebook <3
-not my format.

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prettyroxygid
posted a quote
February 1, 2011 2:20pm UTC

Last night I was in the bathroom crying my eye's out. I was going to commit suicide.
Today I went to school, and told my friends my plan. My reason to live is my dog, and him. So when they're gone, I'll have nothing to live for.
If this get's over 350 faves, I won't try and kill myself every again. Now I know people care for me, and that my life may be worth keeping.
I swear on my grandad's ashes, this is true. Not for faves, for care.
♥
. (:

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