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osnapitzari

1. osnapitzari
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   April 4, 2011 4:15pm UTC
   YOUR KID IS SCREAMING AND THROWING A TANTRUM WHILE RUNNING THROUGH THE STORE....DON'T YOU WISH YOU HAD
   USED A CONDUM?? =]
   
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2. osnapitzari
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   April 4, 2011 4:07pm UTC
   HE HAS HALF A BRAIN....EVEN WHEN YOU PUT HIM AND HIS BEST FRIEND'S TOGETHER
   
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3. osnapitzari
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   April 4, 2011 4:03pm UTC
   I HAVE THE BEST BEST FRIEND …. IN THE WHOLE WORLD
   
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4. osnapitzari
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   April 4, 2011 3:47pm UTC
   Witty before homework...DUHHH
   
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5. osnapitzari
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   April 2, 2011 12:16pm UTC
   I LAUGH BEFORE I EVEN OPEN A TEXT FROM...HIM.
   -who else????
   
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6. osnapitzari
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   April 2, 2011 12:09pm UTC
   GOAT MILK.
   I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS. I JUST LIKE BOTHERING MY FRIEND'S BOYFRIEND <3
   
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7. osnapitzari
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   April 1, 2011 4:03pm UTC
   I will be ok..just not now. Thanks for caring though.
   Love you Charlie. (in that close friend way)
   
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8. osnapitzari
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   April 1, 2011 3:51pm UTC
   && yet you always pop into my mind no matter what I'm thinking about. You show up there. <3
   
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9. osnapitzari
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   April 1, 2011 3:50pm UTC
   My best best friend in the entire world is a boy. Theres nothing wrong with that right?
   
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10. osnapitzari
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    April 1, 2011 3:49pm UTC
    Please don't forget about me. Please <3
    
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11. osnapitzari
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    April 1, 2011 7:29am UTC
    I'm not a perfect girl. My hair doesn't always stay in place & I'm pretty clumsy & sometimes I have a broken heart. My friends & I sometimes fight & maybe somedays nothing goes right. But, when I think about it & take a step back I remember how amazing life truly is & that maybe just maybe. I like being unperfect <3
    
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12. osnapitzari
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    April 1, 2011 7:26am UTC
    ADULTS are just kids with money.
    Am I right?!?!?!?
    
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13. osnapitzari
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    April 1, 2011 7:23am UTC
    LOVE is like a bar of SOAP
    Once you think you got it, it slips away
    
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14. osnapitzari
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    April 1, 2011 7:17am UTC
    We are slowly breaking apart. Please don't do this to me
    <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
    
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15. osnapitzari
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    March 31, 2011 6:29pm UTC
    JINGLE WINGLER
    ( I <3 random moments)
    
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16. osnapitzari
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    March 29, 2011 7:27am UTC
    You say one thing...but you mean another
    
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17. osnapitzari
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    March 28, 2011 6:29pm UTC
    My friend had her other friend next her and said "this girl is my life". Did she not realize I was standing RIGHT there?!?!?!!
    
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18. osnapitzari
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    March 26, 2011 5:52pm UTC
    In most cases. If you're deep in the water you can swim back up to shore. But in my case I'm too deep down and I can't swim up.
    
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19. osnapitzari
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    March 24, 2011 3:25pm UTC
    Why are people so STUPID.
    
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20. osnapitzari
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    March 24, 2011 3:23pm UTC
    I can't loose you. I just CAN'T.
    I luv you with everything I have <3
    
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