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  1. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 12:49pm UTC
    "Niall will give you the most honest opinion.
    If he doesn't like it, he doesn't like it.
    If he likes it, he likes it.
    Good to have a laugh with as well.
    I don't know I feel like Niall is my little brother.
    I always think that he's the youngest in the band
    And I don't know why but...
    You know."
    -Liam Payne

  2. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 7:38am UTC
    click to see this quote

  3. mostwouldbehappy mostwouldbehappy
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 5:36pm UTC
    *MADAGSACAR*
    Me: oh my god, my period is late.
    Me: AM I PREGNANT?
    Me: Wait...
    Me: Still a virgin.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus.
    Me: Seems legit.

  4. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 4:52pm UTC
    YOLO backwards is OLOY,
    "Only Losers Obey Yolo"
    9gag FTW

  5. str0ng str0ng
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 12:06pm UTC
    Dad:why are you crying?
    Girl:my boyfriend dumped me!
    Dad:(grabs shot gun) I'll be back.
    while later dad comes back,
    Girl:what the hell! why did you go kill him?
    Dad:I didn't
    Girl:where did you go?
    Dad:to get you icecream
    Girl:why the hell did you bring the shot gun?!
    Dad:so I could get it for free
    freakquotes.com

  6. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    So I started a 1D fanfic on wattpad!
    Just posted the 1st chapter.
    15 votes and I'll post the 2nd chapter!
    My username is- niallerznandos
    -Brittany ♥

  7. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 8:26am UTC
    Liam had an ultrasound for his kidney &
    turns out it's fixed from when he
    was a baby, so now he has 2 kindeys

    (format credit to OneDirection)

  8. enchantedartic enchantedartic
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 9:39pm UTC
    Internet: When a person appears in one of your dreams, it is because that person misses you.
    Me: Harry Styles knows who I am?

  9. clicktheheartif clicktheheartif
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 9:03pm UTC
    Hey, you there!
    Can you stop scrolling
    for just a second;
    and click the heart for...
    the ones who lost
    their lives on
    Sept. 11, 2001.

  10. ilovedance143 ilovedance143
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC
    Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

  11. rachelinaballerina98 rachelinaballerina98
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    Today;
    (please read, long but worth reading)
    Today, I saw an old man sitting by himself in the movies... my friend and i just kept staring because he was hooked up to a breathing tool but he was smiling and laughing at the movie the smurfs... when he finnally relized we were staring at him he turned to us and said,"It's okay to stare, i know you don't see this everyday. You see when i had children a long time ago this was there favorite show, i used to watch it with them every saturday morning. it was great. Untill one day my beautiful wife Celia and my three children got into a car accident and died. i never got to say good-bye. so, when i heard of this movie from my niece, i needed to see it. You see i may be an old dinosaur but i still have a huge heart."... please favorite for that old man with a heart of gold.♥

  12. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 2:55pm UTC
    My friend James is in a coma
    Please.. Pray for him.
    He is a lovely boy. And he has a great soul.
    I hope he'll get better.
    Send him some good comments.
    JamesWitty is his username.
    I love you Jamie Boy.
    Please , be okay..

  13. LiliBlackHeart LiliBlackHeart
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    Harry styles: I went to the virgin islands
    Harry styles: Now they're just the islands
    nmq/nmf

  14. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 9:16am UTC
    "When i did the video of me dancing
    i recieved quite a lot of perverted tweets
    and it scared me."
    - Zayn Malik
    format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill

  15. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    "I don't see how people can hate
    On Directioners.
    They are so lovely!"
    -Perrie Edwards

  16. x_damaged_x x_damaged_x
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 9:08am UTC
    Patrick; Once there was a band named One Direction, & they were so sexy that everyone died, the end.

  17. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 8:59am UTC
    "Niall once offered to give up
    his hotel room to a fan who was
    waiting outside in the cold."

    format credit to OneDirection

  18. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 9:28am UTC
    "1D were originally asked to do a song
    about how to get a girl but they decided
    to change it to how to make a girl feel beautiful"

    format credit to OneDirection

  19. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 9:31am UTC
    "I'd date a fan, but she has to
    love me for me, not because
    i'm in one direction."
    - Zayn Malik ♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  20. sehriseherish sehriseherish happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 9:22am UTC
    Me on Witty
    1. Log on
    2. Looks at Every Top Quotes
    3.Looks at New Quotes
    4. Add's quote
    5. Logs Off
    *2 Mins later*
    6.Log Back on

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