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onewoMANcollab

MessyMakeup
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September 22, 2011 4:03pm UTC
♥ Now, you must wear the Cone of Shame.
I don't like the Cone of Shame.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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glitterfriends
posted a quote
September 20, 2011 4:31pm UTC
"I wonder if
anyone would care if I just dropped dead right now."
I WOULD, WITTY GIRLS ARE FAMILY

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onewoMANcollab
posted a quote
September 20, 2011 3:55pm UTC
Deserted
what if you were told you had to be stranded on an island, all by yourself, for the rest of your life?
Janella woke up one morning to find her mom and dad crying hysterically.
They told her she was ordered to live on a stranded island for the rest of her life, by an anonymous person. They contacted the police, but they couldn't do anything to help. If she didn't, she would be killed. Read to
Read the story to find out what happens
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XOXO
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