Witty Profiles

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gabby1296
posted a quote
January 22, 2011 9:06pm UTC
I'm suspended from school for 3 months
A few weeks ago, my best friend's mom was diagnosed with
cancer
She cried on my shoulder in the middle of a hallway full of people
asking "Who did it"
One of the popular kids walked up to her and said
"get over it"
I've never hit anyone harder
-tumblr

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batmancupcake57girl
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January 24, 2013 7:35pm UTC
Flynn Rider:
the only Disney character to ever question why everybody is randomly singing

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Hale_Storm18
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February 21, 2013 8:38am UTC
Everyone: Are you okay?
Everyone: You look tired
Everyone: You look upset
Everyone: You look confused
Everyone: Are you mad at me?
Everyone: What are you mad at?
Me: It's my face!

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