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omigoddess

*blushes*
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June 9, 2014 5:10am UTC
wow its almost summer, better start working on my tan *turns up laptop brightness*

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_Jannette
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June 9, 2014 11:10am UTC
I pull my headphones of my pocket sometimes and they pull out things like chap stick, pens, gum, whales, and like the whole freaking country of Australia
font cred. : _Jannette
Please don't remove.

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Crazy girl*
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June 9, 2014 12:50pm UTC
Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning and beautiful. I wanted to get it for you, but then I realized it's my own reflection!

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Crazy girl*
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June 9, 2014 12:58pm UTC
*When my name was in a math problem*
Class: *Stares at me*
Me: That's right b*tches, I bought 60 watermelons..

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ourmememories
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April 2, 2013 11:32pm UTC
I walk down memory lane because i love running into you.

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ourmememories
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June 21, 2013 9:33pm UTC
A blind man could see how much i love you.

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