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  1. xemilyjane xemilyjane
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 1:17pm UTC
    Fave this and
    I'll blow up your notifications.
    I promise to do them all.
    m f .

  2. BenniBoy BenniBoy
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    Fave For A Paragraph On Your Profile!

  3. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    I hate when I'm eating cereal
    And the last five pieces are like "Catch me if you can."

  4. amyleesx amyleesx
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 8:29pm UTC
    me: i'm ugly
    society: have confidence, love yourself, you're beautiful
    me: i'm beautiful
    society: you self absorbed b*tch, get the f**k over yourself
    nmf

  5. amyleesx amyleesx
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 3:05pm UTC
    Would you like a tampon
    with that quote you just made?

  6. amyleesx amyleesx
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 6:28am UTC
    If you think someone is staring at you:
    1.Yawn
    2.If they yawn, they were staring.

  7. robynnnhall robynnnhall
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 6:33pm UTC
    When you go to bed with your headphones in, listening to music..
    And then you wake up and your headphones are wrapped around your neck and thinking;
    ''Sh#t.. I could of DIED!!''

  8. robynnnhall robynnnhall
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 8:39pm UTC
    That awkward hand shuffle you do when your holding hands and your palms start getting sweaty...

  9. robynnnhall robynnnhall
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 3:33pm UTC
    For tea tonight my whole family are having this really fancy 3 course thai meal.
    And I'm having a packet macceroni and cheese from Marks&Sparks...B-)

  10. robynnnhall robynnnhall
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 6:27pm UTC
    I have a dig bick. You this read wrong. That awkward when you read that wrong. You also said "moment" after awkward. This is awkward.

  11. robynnnhall robynnnhall
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 1:49pm UTC
    Sister: (o)(o)
    Me: 8---
    Sister: Eggs:)
    Me: Oh... *awks*

  12. robynnnhall robynnnhall
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 1:33pm UTC
    Why is it that when I turn my light off to go to sleep, I automatically think of the scariest movie I've ever watched...

  13. robynnnhall robynnnhall
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 8:00am UTC
    Fave this if you have a bobble on your wrist.

  14. hiseyes hiseyes
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 3:54pm UTC
    that awkward moment when
    someone accidentally touches your boob..


  15. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  16. evilpanda evilpanda
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 5:35pm UTC
    I love you. *erases*
    I miss you.*erases*
    Can we talk?*erases*
    Hey *sends*

  17. LetsDoItTonightx3 LetsDoItTonightx3
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    Last time I checked,
    M&Ms were brown in side and not black.
    Sorry, Eminem.
    notminecredittowhoever

  18. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 1:54pm UTC
    &
    ┌───────┐
    Hi, My name is 'and' and I like to drag my butt across the floor.
    Now, please go on with your business.

  19. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    I hate that moment when my anger turns to tears.

  20. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 11:56am UTC
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