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athenadawsonXD
posted a quote
December 20, 2011 7:33pm UTC

Take time to read this..
There was a blind guy who hated himself
becuase of being blind. He hated everyone except his girlfriend. One day, the guy said if he could see the world, he would marry his girlfriend. One day someone donated their eyes to him & he saw his girlfriend. Then, the girlfriend asked him " now that you can see, would we get marrid". The guy was suprized in what his girlfriend looked like and refused to marry her
The girlfriend walked away with tears and said " take care of my eyes. "

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f0r3v3rm0r3x3
posted a quote
April 5, 2011 3:02pm UTC

Here's a random idea,
Just out of the blue.
How about you fall for me,
As hard as I fell for you?

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POKEMON
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January 14, 2011 8:00pm UTC

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emileeashly
posted a quote
September 2, 2010 4:11pm UTC

I hate when
you can't talk because you're about to cry

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
November 8, 2011 9:33pm UTC

Fave this&,
I'll rate you from 1-100 and post it on your profile .
(A guys opinion)

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ZonerOuter97
posted a quote
November 4, 2011 7:13pm UTC

Waiter: What would you like to drink?
You: Coke, please
Waiter: Is pepsi okay?
You: Is monopoly money okay...?
nmq

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luluwashere21
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November 4, 2011 9:01pm UTC

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FunZy0x4
posted a quote
November 4, 2011 6:28pm UTC

'hey, did you get a haircut?'
'No, I dyed the tips of my hair invisible..'

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JordanLea
posted a quote
November 4, 2011 6:01pm UTC

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demons*
posted a quote
November 4, 2011 6:45pm UTC

laying in bed
texting...
Dropping your phone on your face
nmf

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glcouto22
posted a quote
November 4, 2011 3:57pm UTC

Are you tired? Because you've been running through my head all day.
Do you have a bandaid? Because i just scrapped my knees falling for you.
Your tag is sticking out, and it says "made in Heaven.
Did you fart? 'Cause you just blew me away.
Can it get any better?

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
November 4, 2011 8:40pm UTC

my grandma: did you eat dinner yet?
me: no. my parents don't feed me.

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Jade672
posted a quote
November 4, 2011 5:09pm UTC

Instead of LOL try,
LSIMHBIWFEFMTALOL
Laughing silently in my head because it wasnt funny enough for me to actually laugh out loud.
iloveyaahx format

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idance
posted a quote
November 4, 2011 4:56pm UTC

format credit to; idance.
Dear Eminem,
not only do we have the same name, but we're both black on the inside too.
Sincerely, M&M'S.

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idance
posted a quote
November 4, 2011 5:09pm UTC

Mom: Have fun! Be safe!
Kid: No.
Mom: What?
Kid: I can't do both.

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silje_x3
posted a quote
October 31, 2011 2:27pm UTC

& it's gonna hurt to see him with her
he's gonna hold her a little closer, and squeeze her hand a little tighter just cause he knows your watching. don't give him the satisfaction of letting him see you cry, that's letting him win. don't spend your saturday nights at home crying over someone, who doesn't care about you. he will be sorry, when he finally sees you with someone who's not him. he'll regret letting you go & when you find that new and better guy. it'll hurt him to see you hold this new guy' a little closer, and his hand a little tighter just cause you know he's watching. ♥

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silje_x3
posted a quote
October 31, 2011 3:21pm UTC

if you're leaving,
don't look back. leave me like you mean it. if you're
going, pack your bags. make my heart believe it.

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malpal98
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 7:11pm UTC

Edward Cullen
Okay, I have to say it. I'm gay. I've lived with it for too long.
55 minutes ago · comment · like
Harry Potter Umm, everyone already knew that.
21 minutes ago · Like
Ron Weasley You sparkle, of course you're gay.
20 minutes ago · Like
Bella Cullen Seriously, Edward? You couldn't have told me? You f***ing a**hole
sparkly fairy!
19 minutes ago · Like
Jacob Black So that means you and Bella aren't together anymore?
19 minutes ago · Like
Mike the Situation Oooh, we got a heavy situation right here...
18 minutes ago · Like
Jacob Black Who the hell are you?
16 minutes ago · Like
Bella Swan Notice how i've changed my last name back, Edward. And Jacob, that means I'm single now.
5 minutes ago · Like
Voldemort aww c'mon! I was team Edward. Now I owe Dumbledore 20 galleons.
2 minutes ago · Albus Dumbledore likes this

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heytherepolarbear
posted a quote
September 28, 2011 4:19pm UTC

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The walk of shame
when you have to put something back in a store after your mom says no.
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