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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 8:45pm UTC
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  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 8:55pm UTC
    No, I'm not saying that I hate you.
    I'm just saying that if you got hit by a bus, I would be driving that bus.

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 12:48pm UTC
    Every 60 seconds in Africa,
    a minute passes.

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 1:06pm UTC
    Actually, I do care.
    Are you surprised? I have feelings, too.
    I care that people hate me. I care that you insult me.
    I mean, I’m only human, so I guess this shouldn’t be surprising.
    Believe it or not I actually care that I hurt people.
    But it’s not like I’m going to say sorry for being real.
    You all talk about how much you wish you would meet someone who doesn’t fake it.
    Well sweetheart, I’m right here. In plain view.
    I don’t bullsh/t things around so you can hear the sweet lie, rather than the hard truth.
    If you look bad, I’ll tell you. If you look good, I’ll tell you.
    If you say something rude, I’ll be a b/tch to you. I’m sure you do that, too.
    So stop lying to me and yourself, and come to face reality.
    But I only get hate because more people are rude to me, for whatever reasons.
    But, in a way, I’m okay with that.
    I’d rather be the one to take all the hate then let some innocent person get b/tched at.
    I’d rather come off as a b/tch, than to have someone else be rude, involuntary.
    I’ll take the blame. I mean, I have been since I was five.
    I broke the lamp, I broke the glass, I broke the window, I broke the door, the tv, the computer, the cell phone only you use. I break everything.
    So yeah, I’m used to taking the blame, so what not I guess?
    You’re past never really leaves you apparently.
    ‘Cause here I am taking blame for things I didn’t even do, again.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 3:06pm UTC
    You call yourself so innocent.
    So tell me, does your definition of “innocent” also include you telling me I’m worthless, and don’t deserve my father?

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 9:06pm UTC
    Maybe your dick is so small because
    half of it is in your personality.

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 9:56pm UTC
    NEWSFLASH; I'M A B/TCH.
    get the f/ck over it. I mean honestly, I am nice to people who are nice to me.
    but obviously i'll fight back if you're rude to me. i'm not a f/cking p/ssy.
    it's not I'm the worst person out there in the world. I mean, I do care.
    I'm not a heartless b/tch. I care that I hurt people, of course.
    it's just that I say the truth. I'm sorry you can't handle it.

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 10:28pm UTC
    I think I deserve a Oscar or a Grammy award
    for being the laziest human being to ever exist.

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 10:22pm UTC
    I wonder if unicorns were the first
    to call each other dickheads.

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    A push up bra is like a bag of chips,
    you open the bag and it's half empty.

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue are
    the colors of freedom untill they are flashing behind you...

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 4:52pm UTC
    I'm pretty sure if dogs could talk,
    their most common phrase would be, "are you going to eat that?"

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    I have always wondered what I sound like
    to people who don't speak English.

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    I try my best not to laugh at my own jokes,
    but we all know I'm f/cking hilarious.

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 5:52pm UTC
    I walk around while brushing my teeth
    because I get too bored just standing there.

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    Me at school:
    Me: ew, why are you breathing?
    Me: don't touch me, I'm famous.
    Me: lol no this is too complicated.
    Me: you b*tches stop staring at me.
    Me: i hope you all die.

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    Harry Potter: Hey, wanna go get our noses pierced together? HA!
    Voldemort: Sorry, I can't. I'm having dinner with my parents.

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    CONGRATULATIONS! You've won a lifetime supply of air:
    Not valid under water, in space, when dead, or while choking.

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 7:33pm UTC
    I fell off a 50ft ladder today...
    Luckily I was only on the bottom step.

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    R.O.F.L.T.I.R.T.I.H.M.O.D.S.I.S.C.
    Rolling on floor laughing then I realise I haven't met One Direction so I start crying.

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