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A thousand miles seems pretty far,

but they've got planes and trains and cars.

Wadddddup

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nicoleypoleyoley
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 10:08am UTC

When i'm a mom
i'm gonna force my kids to watch the movie "2012" and tell them I survived all that crazy sh/t♥

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nicoleypoleyoley
posted a quote
May 25, 2012 5:22pm UTC

Teachers at my school...
*Infront of parents*: "Your kids are so wonderful and smart. We have had the luck and the honor of getting to teach them. They have so much potential in life, and we have no doubt they will be very successful in the future. We are all so proud of them."
*In school*: "You are the most disrespectful, immiature excuses of teenagers we have ever had walk the hallways of this building! You will never amount to anything!! Office, NOW ."

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nicoleypoleyoley
posted a quote
May 25, 2012 10:04am UTC

To do list:
Niall Horan
Louis Tomlinson
Harry Styles
Liam Payne
Zayn Malik

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nicoleypoleyoley
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 9:23pm UTC

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Dear fourth grader on facebook,
how are you in a complicated relasionship?
What did they do, steal your animal crackers?
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nicoleypoleyoley
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 10:07pm UTC

I just broke my personal
record without dying today! :)
-How to make yourself feel better on bad days.
♥

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nicoleypoleyoley
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 9:58pm UTC

Roses are red
My name is not Dave
this poem makes no sense
Microwave

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nicoleypoleyoley
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 9:53pm UTC

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I know three facts about you..
1. You can't say "M" without your lips touching.
2. You're trying it now, looking like an idiot.
3. Now you're smiling.
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nicoleypoleyoley
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 9:50pm UTC

That awkward moment
When someone is watching
you eat
nmf

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nicoleypoleyoley
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 9:43pm UTC

Just saw two homeless
men hit eachother
with cardboard..
pillow fight ♥

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nicoleypoleyoley
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 9:39pm UTC

Dear math,
Grow up and solve your own problems.
[sincerely, fed up teenager. ] ♥

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nicoleypoleyoley
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 9:36pm UTC

Why do we have to be quiet
during a fire drill?
Will the fire hear us?
twitter

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nicoleypoleyoley
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 9:26pm UTC

HAHAHAHAAHA
no.

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nicoleypoleyoley
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 9:23pm UTC

♥ Oh, real men
wear pink?
So do their
boyfriends.

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nicoleypoleyoley
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 8:42pm UTC

I straighten my hair
I put on makeup
I try to dress cute
I wear tanning lotion
I eat healthy & excersize
I do my nails, pluck my eyebrows, & whiten
my teeth
I wear aeropostale & american eagle
To you I may seem "fake"
But as long as I'M confident,
who gives a f*ck?

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nicoleypoleyoley
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 5:16pm UTC

Hey, I just met you.
& this is craaaazy.
But you're so hot
So let's make babies!

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nicoleypoleyoley
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 10:40am UTC

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Why bother falling in love,
if it never lasts?♥
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nicoleypoleyoley
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 7:10pm UTC

I'm so glad you typed your opinion in all caps.
Now I know how passionate and serious you are.
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nicoleypoleyoley
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 7:02pm UTC

Oh, you liked my picture from four months ago?
You obviously weren't stalking me.
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nicoleypoleyoley
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 6:58pm UTC

Make the little things count.
Teach midgets math.
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nicoleypoleyoley
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 6:54pm UTC

Oh, you made yourself dinner?
Please, upload a picture
and tell us how good a chef
you are.
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