Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

nellssimpson

  1. Cherie Cherie
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 6:57pm UTC
    My boyfriend is as real as his birthday, February 30th.

  2. Cherie Cherie
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 8:36am UTC
    If exams were a person
    i would slap it in the face.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  3. Cherie Cherie
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 8:47am UTC
    click to see this quote

  4. Cherie Cherie
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 8:57am UTC
    Spongebob:''Can you hear
    me?''
    Patrick: ''No, it's too dark.''
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  5. Cherie Cherie
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 9:09am UTC
    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA,
    NO.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  6. Cherie Cherie
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 9:06am UTC
    ''1..2..3..smile!''
    ''Did you take it yet?''
    ''Damn, it's on video!''
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  7. Cherie Cherie
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 9:00am UTC
    click to see this quote

  8. Cherie Cherie
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 9:24am UTC
    ''Are you sleeping?''
    ''NO BRO, I'M TRYING TO DIE!''
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  9. Cherie Cherie
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 9:28am UTC
    My room is not dirty.
    I just have everything on display.
    it's like haveing my own
    museum.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  10. Cherie Cherie
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 7:48am UTC
    Google + wiki + copy/paste
    =homework done!

  11. Cherie Cherie
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 1:13pm UTC
    You want society to accept you;
    but you can't even accept yourself.
    (sotrue)
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  12. Cherie Cherie
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 9:07am UTC
    ABRACADABRA!
    Nope, you're still a b*tch.

  13. Cherie Cherie
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 9:15am UTC
    Some people just need a hug
    ...around the neck
    ...with a rope.

  14. Cherie Cherie
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 9:30am UTC
    WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE
    I lost my tooth, not my virginity.

  15. Cherie Cherie
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 5:20am UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. Cherie Cherie
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    When i see how bad some people treat gay people,
    i support gay marriages even more.

  17. Cherie Cherie
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 5:16pm UTC
    Your face is not a coloring book.
    Chill with the makeup.
    Format by twilightgirl995

  18. Cherie Cherie
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    mom: you're all dressed up! where are you going?
    daughter: the bathroom. I need a new profile picture.

  19. Cherie Cherie
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 6:03pm UTC
    Insecurity is whats ugly.
    NOT YOU.

  20. Cherie Cherie
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    click to see this quote

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles