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1. SilentForce
   posted a quote
   June 22, 2011 5:21pm UTC
   Pretending too die
   infront of your pet
   to see how they react
   
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2. ImaaTurtle
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   June 19, 2011 7:09pm UTC
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3. kaciexoxmcginley
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   June 19, 2011 6:44pm UTC
   CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL!
   Message Sent.
   Kill me now.
   
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4. idance
   posted a quote
   June 17, 2011 2:00pm UTC
   psy chol ogic al fact #76
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   if you can find the black dot in this picture you suffer from clinical depression.
   the part of your brain that produces the chemical for happiness is damaged, so the other parts of your brain work harder to solve problems. most people with clinical depression are actually highly intelligent.
   format credit; jayciecutie01.
   
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5. liveyourlife23
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   June 15, 2011 11:19am UTC
   take your records
   take your freedom
   take your memories,
   I DON'T NEED THEM.♥
   
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6. idance
   posted a quote
   June 15, 2011 1:17pm UTC
   psy chol ogic al fact #64
   it's difficult to swallow twice in a row.
   press the '♥' if you just tried.
   format credit; jayciecutie01
   
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7. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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8. peace902
   posted a quote
   June 13, 2011 7:44pm UTC
   Dear Me,
   You are the sexiest thing that has ever walked this earth!
   Love, Me
   
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9. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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10. AllyMarieee
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 7:09pm UTC
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    Dear Cupid,
    We need to discuss your aim.
    ♥
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11. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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13. OnceAponATime
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 8:11pm UTC
    You love him.
    Don't you?
    fave if you just thought about someone
    comment his name ♥
    
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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15. leavingthelove
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    June 11, 2011 7:35pm UTC
    Have you ever had that feeling
    that you just made the biggest mistake of your life?
    
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16. BrownEyesBlackEyeliner
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    June 12, 2011 4:02pm UTC
    Those people;
    that you can just see as rapists when they're older.
    
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17. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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18. meowwbhagwandas
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 6:17pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when I'm drunk,
    and you're still ugly.
    ♥
    
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19. xKuromigirl
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 11:59am UTC
    ѕυммer
    2011
    wнo'ѕ ready?
    
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20. happiness211
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 11:47am UTC
    makes me mad #21
    Laying in bed texting.
    Phone falls on your face.
    
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