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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 6:38pm UTC
    If one of you guys ever accidentally gets pregnant
    Just be like "yo I was conceived by the Holy Spirit, sorry I don't make the rules."


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 1:34am UTC
    THE TEENAGE YEARS
    MY EXPECTATION being tall, social and outgoing, being pretty, having a nice body, carefree nights under the stars. tons of friends and being popular. going to parties, having freedom, hot guys liking me, being fashionable. getting my first kiss. having an interesting life. being happy and just having fun.
    MY REALITY flat chested, awkward, shy, not very many friends. needs to wear makeup to feel even a little pretty. not a lot of nice clothes. often sad. an ássload of homework every night. anxiety. stress. no time to myself, always tired. short. no social life. very insecure. never being good enough for any guy i like. exhausted.

  5. sleepy sleepy
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 3:54pm UTC
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    themes, do not use on any other site.
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    People (mostly men) are always insisting that "we need a friendly feminism" and I'm kind of at a loss for what that is. I'm always like, well how do we "friendly" fight for liberation from patriachy? Why do we need to be "friends" with people who obviously don't even treat us as humans? We, as women, have always had to be friends of men. We have been forced to always be just your friend, the one who is going to support you and be by your side constantly, but not one who will ever be able to succeed on our own.
    And now that we're rejecting this whole idea of being your [men's] side kick, they [men] want us to be "friendly" in our fight. They want us to coddle them, to carry them and sweetly tell them it's okay, that we're not going to hurt them in our fight for liberation. They want to know that even while we fight for our own good, that their success won't be ruined.
    Well, that's not it. We are going to tread on your toes, we're going to break your heart, we're not going to fight against patriarchy "friendly" — or nicely, or sweetly.
    We're going to do it in the most shocking way possible in order for us to finally be seen as wholes.

  6. savannah* savannah*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 8:38pm UTC
    In the end, we're all just humans
    d r u n k o n t h e i d e a t h a t l o v e , a n d o n l y l o v e , c o u l d s o m e h ow h e a l o u r b r o k e n e s s .


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 1:31pm UTC
    I wake up every morning feeling physically ill and anxious. I don't know why though. I have to physically calm myself. I'm scared. I don't know whats happening.

  9. Cameron* Cameron*
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2013 9:22pm UTC
    Guys! I'm fluffing scared; I think my hormones are gaining on me! I have a sudden desire to paint my nails (specifically black), and I'm thinking about boys more. And, oh lord, fluffing help me!!! And, I'm feeling more social and I'm not supposed to be!!! What's happening to me?!

  10. Cameron* Cameron*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2013 7:16pm UTC
    On average, a person walks
    pass 7 psychopaths a day.
    Remember, when you're feeling down, all seven of them didn't want to kill you.
    You are worth something. :)

  11. cassidawn cassidawn happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 6:17pm UTC
    you think you understand. but believe me, you don't.

  12. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 7:23pm UTC
    Confession #50
    Upon first watching the ring
    My sister called the house phone and said
    'You have 7 days to live'
    So I threw the phone at the wall thus breaking it
    Skipped school for a week
    The first 6 days I spent doing things that was on my bucketlist
    The last day I spent curled in my room, scared to death.
    I honestly thought I was going to die..
    She did the same thing with One Missed Call...
    Except she instead used one of those number changing systems
    To change it to the number of a friend of mine that died a few days before
    I wouldn't go outside for a good two weeks...
    We stopped getting phones after that...

  13. TheGirlWhoLived* TheGirlWhoLived*
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 6:51pm UTC
    fact: when a boy wears a beanie i want 2 make out with him approximately 700% more

  14. TheGirlWhoLived* TheGirlWhoLived*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 7:17am UTC
    So can there be a punk school where we all dress in band merch and no one will bully us for it?
    Our teachers will be ex band members with tattoos and play sick guitar solos?
    instead of school prom will just have a warped tour kinda thing?

  15. *kawaii satan* *kawaii satan*
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 6:25am UTC
    why do all the people i like have to be band members who are twice my age

  16. *kawaii satan* *kawaii satan*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 3:48pm UTC
    me: i don't see how people can get obsessed with bands
    my chemical romance: oh, so..
    green day: is that...
    bring me the horizon: a challenge?
    sleeping with sirens: muahahahahaha

  17. *kawaii satan* *kawaii satan*
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 4:21am UTC
    It's my birthday!
    ...and I'm on Witty.
    yay priorities
    14 faves for 14 years? (:

  18. *kawaii satan* *kawaii satan*
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 3:01pm UTC
    women are better than men: misandry
    men are better than women: misogyny
    everyone is equal: feminism
    just for anyone who didn't know

  19. *kawaii satan* *kawaii satan*
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 3:55am UTC
    i know more about bands
    than i do about math

  20. *kawaii satan* *kawaii satan*
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2013 7:08am UTC
    It's okay to be a loser.
    it just depends on how good you are at being one.
    - Billie Joe Armstrong

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