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1. mwittym
   posted a quote
   July 16, 2012 6:36pm UTC
   so today
   i got on my computer, typed in wittyprofiles.com, then had a heart attack
   because my quote was the first one under top quotes.
   
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2. mwittym
   posted a quote
   July 15, 2012 6:26pm UTC
   Jenna Marbles
   needs to get her own talk show on T.V.
   -
   
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3. mwittym
   posted a quote
   July 12, 2012 5:47pm UTC
   It must be nice
   to be so pretty that you can take a picture anytime wearing anything and have it turn out perfect.
   
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4. mwittym
   posted a quote
   July 5, 2012 6:08pm UTC
   30 faves = you're beautiful :)
   25 faves = you're beautiful :)
   15 faves = you're beautiful :)
   10 faves = you're beautiful :)
   5 faves = you're beautiful :)
   0 faves = You. Are. Still. Freaking. BEAUTIFUL :)
   this is my quote :)
   
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5. mwittym
   posted a quote
   July 4, 2012 3:49pm UTC
   You should never let anyone push you around
   ~unless your in a wagon cuz that sh/t is fun.~
   nmq
   
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6. mwittym
   posted a quote
   July 4, 2012 12:28am UTC
   If i find a bug in my room..
   well im probably not sleeping in my room that night.
   
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7. mwittym
   posted a quote
   June 16, 2012 7:20pm UTC
   You're on my heart
   just like a tattoo
   ♥
   
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8. mwittym
   posted a quote
   June 15, 2012 10:42am UTC
   Ever since I've been on Witty
   I mentally yell at myself every time i start to judge someone I don't know.
   
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9. mwittym
   posted a quote
   June 14, 2012 10:10pm UTC
   Why is it so easy
   to try to convince other people that they aren't ugly but so hard to convince yourself?
   
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10. mwittym
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    Change the voices
    in your head
    Make them like you instead
    -Perfect by P!nk
    
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11. mwittym
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    You're so mean
    when you talk
    About yourself
    You are wrong </3
    -Perfect by P!nk
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDITformat by: h0peful.
    
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12. mwittym
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 1:06pm UTC
    Every time I go look at a supposedly ugly person's profile
    all I see is a beautiful person's picture
    ♥
    
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13. mwittym
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 12:12am UTC
    That amazing moment when you are happy with how you look.
    
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14. mwittym
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 11:53pm UTC
    People are so annoying that I've literally run out of f'cks to give.
    
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15. mwittym
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    I've naturally don't believe anyone
    when they say "I'm fine."
    
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16. mwittym
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 5:54pm UTC
    Why does all the unhealthy food
    have to taste the best?
    
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17. mwittym
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 5:51pm UTC
    I love witty because
    Other people forget about their own problems for a while so they can help you with your problems.
    
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18. mwittym
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    Don't send me a 2nd text when
    I'm already trying to reply to you
    because then I have to change what i was typing.
    
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19. mwittym
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    I give up
    
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20. mwittym
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 9:37pm UTC
    That comment that you thought was harmless and funny, just made me cry.
    
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