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No_lies_just_love
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January 30, 2012 10:31pm UTC

If you tickle my feet i am not responsible for what happens to your face.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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missindependent415
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January 17, 2012 8:32pm UTC

teenager (n.)
When your too young for half the things you want to do and too old to do the other half.

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NiKKi_14
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January 17, 2012 8:32pm UTC

Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more, much more!
After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.
Girl: Where is he?
Father: You don't know who gave you the heart?
Girl: What? (She starts crying)
Father: I'm just kidding, he went to the toilet.

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msjitterbug98
posted a quote
January 17, 2012 8:32pm UTC

yesterday
a student at one of the schools near mine
died in a house fire.
His mother and siblings died too.
His father is still alive.
Imagine living with that pain.
The basketball game was canceled today because of that
and everyone was complaining
until they found out what happened.
Please fave this quote for the teen who died
because of a house fire.
RIP
you didn't deserve to die.

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misstaytay
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January 17, 2012 8:28pm UTC

Girls Who Hate Drama
ARE USUALLY DRUNK CRYING NEXT TO THE TOLIET

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imegacool
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January 17, 2012 8:24pm UTC

Whatever you do, There's
always an 8 year old Asian that can do it better.
not trying to affend anyone..

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capsized*
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January 17, 2012 8:24pm UTC

I can be your tinkerbell
And you can be my Peter Pan
And we can fly off to
Never Never Land.

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