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hannie34_3_ras
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August 30, 2010 6:36pm UTC

Friend talking to a guy for you on aim: "Ok, she went to the bathroom... now, do you like her????"
Boy:" Bull, she is sitting right next to you!"
haha this happened to my friend and i when we were talking to a guy friend on aim! it was sooooo funny!

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mwahhxoxo
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July 27, 2010 2:17pm UTC

Patrick-I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me, wumbo(:
~spongebob

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padenn3
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July 27, 2010 2:18pm UTC

No one will ever really understand why we always go back to each other, but I don't care anymore, because you're all I want and need. And that won't be changing anytime soon<3

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toxicx3love
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July 27, 2010 2:19pm UTC

"Pack your manhood in ice; maybe the hospital can re-attach it. "

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xxbribabexx9
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July 27, 2010 2:19pm UTC

Your the brightest crayon in the crayon box. ♥
mine ; i think .. i don't know
but don't jock . kthanks :D
~ xxbribabexx9 ~

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Untamed_darkness
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July 27, 2010 2:21pm UTC

If you die in an elevator,
make sure to press the UP button (:
HARHARHAR.

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kbaby_oh_snap12
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July 27, 2010 2:22pm UTC

love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell.

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Untamed_darkness
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July 27, 2010 2:23pm UTC

Whatever it is...
I DIDN'T DO IT.

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mkm814
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July 27, 2010 2:23pm UTC

S [ H E ] B E [ L I E ] V E [ D ]

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loveyou32610xo
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July 27, 2010 2:24pm UTC

Don't Promise the Future ♥ .

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heyyitsbayy12
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July 27, 2010 2:24pm UTC

sometimes i wonder why life is so complicated
and then i remember that's because i'm having a bad hair day. :P

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iluvudrakeprather
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July 27, 2010 2:24pm UTC

Roses are red
Your love was fake
I gave you my heart
It my heart you break

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LoveDrunk
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July 27, 2010 2:25pm UTC

You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She's not perfect - you aren't either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break - her heart. So don't hurt her, don't change her, don't analyze and don't expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she's not there.

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cassidyxohockey
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July 27, 2010 2:25pm UTC

roses are red,
some condoms are blue,
std's are contagious so watch who you screw.
*got this from my friend megan's AIM status*

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froginpink
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July 27, 2010 2:26pm UTC

i didnt do it...
ohhh wait that yeah i did :)

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greenenchanter
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July 27, 2010 2:26pm UTC

&Boy,
you'd better run, run
'coz there's gonna be some hell to pay

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