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  1. accountdeactivated* accountdeactivated*
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 1:39pm UTC
    "I Believe that Everything Happens for a Reason.
    People Change so that You can Learn to Let Go
    Things Go Wrong so that You Appreciate them when they're Right
    You Believe Lies so You Eventually Learn to Trust No One but Yourself
    & Sometimes Good Things Fall Apart so Better Things can Fall Together."
    – Marilyn Monroe

  2. accountdeactivated* accountdeactivated*
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 9:46pm UTC
    Pandas have two eyes.
    Terrorists have two eyes.
    Coincidence?
    I think not.

  3. accountdeactivated* accountdeactivated*
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 9:25pm UTC
    life asked death:
    "WHY DO PEOPLE LOVE ME, BUT HATE YOU?
    death responded:
    "BECAUSE YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL LIE AND I AM THE PAINFUL TRUTH"
    -Uknown

  4. accountdeactivated* accountdeactivated*
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 11:19am UTC
    Friend: I am Having Relationship issues. They suck you know?
    Me: Yeah, I feel you bro.
    Got relationship issues with....
    my cat -_-

  5. accountdeactivated* accountdeactivated*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 3:09pm UTC
    R.I.P.
    Amanda Todd
    No Person should have to take their Life to end Torment.

  6. accountdeactivated* accountdeactivated*
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 4:42pm UTC
    I am One of Those People
    Who
    Will
    Began Laughing
    in the middle of class
    at a Joke
    Told Days ago

  7. accountdeactivated* accountdeactivated*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 10:39pm UTC
    My Untentional Funny Moments
    Friend: Why doesn't he ever text me?
    Friend2: I dont know...
    Friend: BUT WHY?!?!?
    Me: Face the facts... he only uses you for text
    Friend: XD
    Friend2: XD
    Me: I don't get it...

  8. accountdeactivated* accountdeactivated*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 8:55pm UTC
    Money Can't buy Happiness
    but it does pay for wifi so its
    pretty much the same thing

  9. accountdeactivated* accountdeactivated*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 8:45pm UTC
    ThAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN:
    Your Crush asks whose your Crush

  10. accountdeactivated* accountdeactivated*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    Gangnam Style
    ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘

  11. accountdeactivated* accountdeactivated*
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
    R.I.P.
    Those Who Have Lost Their Lives
    on September 11, 2001
    in New York City
    from the Collapse of the Twin Towers.
    You Will Be Remembered.

    ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
    ATHER’

  12. accountdeactivated* accountdeactivated*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    When I am Home Alone
    Me: So bored.....ಠ╭╮ಠ
    Me: la,la,la whatever, la la la
    After 5 Minutes of Immatureness
    Me: You do you think you are, collect you're Jar of farts, ripping the atmosphere apart
    After 10 Minutes
    Me: *Begans dancing on counter top*
    ♪└|-_-|┐♪┌|-_-|┘♪
    Me: Ble blah ble blah ble blah macarena macoroni macoroni cheese and macerena
    After 15 Minutes
    Me: *runs around house with dart gun like a spy*
    ̿̿’̿’\̵͇̿̿\=(•̪●)=/̵͇̿̿/’̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿
    After 20 Minutes
    Mom: *Walks In and See Furnature everywhere and pillows and blankets on the ground*
    Mom: ಠ_ಠ .....
    ME: MOM!!!!!! YOU'RE STEPPING ON LAVA!!!!!!!!!! RUN BEFORE YOU MELT!!!!!! (゚Д゚)

  13. accountdeactivated* accountdeactivated*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 10:30pm UTC
    B/tch Please...
    Stop Exaggerating Your
    Life...
    in a
    Good Way or Bad Way.
    YOU'RE NOT A
    PARIS HILTON
    NOR ARE YOU A
    STARVING CHILD

  14. accountdeactivated* accountdeactivated*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 8:37pm UTC
    ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
    One Day An 11 Year Old Girl Asked Her Daddy,
    “What Are You Going To Get Me For My 15th Birthday?”
    The Father Replied,
    “There Is Much Time Left.”
    When The Girl Was 14...
    She Fainted And Was Rushed To The Hospital.
    The Doctor Came Out And Told Her Dad
    She Had A Bad Heart & She Is Probably Going to Die…
    When She Was Lying In The Hospital Bed
    She Said
    “Daddy… Have They Told You I Am Going To Die ?”
    The Father Replied;
    “No... You Will Live”
    As He Left Weeping.
    She Said
    “How Can You Be Sure?”
    He Turned Around From The Door Smiling And Said
    “I Know.”
    She Turned 15 When She Was Recovering And
    Went Home To Find A Letter On Her Bed.
    It Said ;
    “My Dearest Daughter,
    If You Are Reading This It Means
    All Went Well As I Told You.
    One Day You Asked Me What I Was Giving You For Your 15th Birthday,
    I Didn’t Know Then But
    Now My Present
    To You Is
    MY HEART."

    He had donated his heart to his daughter.
    ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
    Tell Your Father How Much You Love Them,
    Our Parents Will Not Always Be Here.
    I Am Already Copying this Message and Sending it to My Dad, with it Telling Him I love Him since I Don't See Him Everyday.
    Her Father Donated His Heart … ! ‘BLESSED INDEED IS THE MAN WHO HEARS MANY GENTLE VOICES CALL HIM FATHER’

  15. accountdeactivated* accountdeactivated*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 8:44am UTC
    Death should be a moment of completeness,
    not a way to escape problems or avoid someone...
    its to beautiful for that
    ♡❤♡
    Write "Love" on your wrist or Wear Something Yellow To Show Your Support For Anyone Who Has Thought About, Attempted Or Succeeded In Taking Their Own Life.

  16. accountdeactivated* accountdeactivated*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    Superman
    No One Must Never Know Who I am
    Batman
    To Protect My City, I Must Wear a Mask
    Spiderman
    No One Can Ever Know My Secret
    Ironman
    F*** You, I'm Ironman
    (I just read this online and thought it was awesome!!!!!)

  17. accountdeactivated* accountdeactivated*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    During the Summer
    Me: I guess that person isn't so
    bad, maybe I could forgive them....
    After the First DAY of
    School:
    Me:
    I DESPICE YOU WITH
    EVERY FIBER IN MY
    BEING
    ب_ب

  18. accountdeactivated* accountdeactivated*
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 5:06pm UTC
    Somehow...
    hitting the "end call"
    button on the cell phone
    just
    doesn't feel
    nearly as good
    as the old days
    when you could slam
    the
    phone down on
    somebody.

  19. accountdeactivated* accountdeactivated*
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    Karma is only a B****,
    if You Are.
    TrueStory

  20. accountdeactivated* accountdeactivated*
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 11:50am UTC
    THE PERSONAL QUIZ:
    Info:
    Name: Alexis
    Age: 14
    Appearence: Long Brown Hair, Brown Eyes, Tanish skin
    Relationship status: Single but don't care :)
    Emotions:
    1. Do you open up to others? nah, rather deal with personal issues myself
    2. When was the last time you cried? days ago
    3. Your life right now is: Stressful
    4. What's one thing you wish you could change about yourself? Appearance
    5. Do you think that you are good looking? I don't know v( ‘.’ )v
    6. How well do you deal with stress and pressure? Not well
    7. Would you say you are "strong"? I guess....
    Dreams and Goals:
    8. What do you want to be when you grow up? So many things, but currently, a Coast Guard
    9. Want any kids? Yes.
    10. How many? 3 <(' .' )> <('o'<) ^( '-' )^ 2 boys, 1 girl
    11. What would their names be?
    Boys: Antony(not pronouced with th)
    Girls: Victoria or Rossette or Roxanne
    13. What's the thing you want to accomplish most in life? Get Wealthy
    14. 5 things on your bucket list: Travel the world, Have children, finish college, marry, to not be afraid to die when I'm old
    15. A goal you always set but never carry through: Learn tricks on the skateboard, At leaste I can skateboard a little now
    Dirty Secrets:
    16. Ever been kissed? Yes
    17. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? 1
    18. Virgin or no? Virgin, I am 14 ಠ_ಠ
    19. How long did your longest relationship last? dont recall v( ‘.’ )v
    20: Ever gotten drunk/high? Hell no.
    21. Ever kissed a stranger? No....
    22. What is your biggest secret? Any social event makes me extremly nervous, even if it with my own family, to the point I feel queasy ◔_◔
    Fears:
    23. What do you fear the most? Death
    24. What's worse, paranormal fears or fears of robbers/rapists/etc? Taphophobia, fear of being buried alive
    25. Do you fear death? Yes, right now because I am young
    26. Your crush asks you to come to a party with him and a bunch of people you don't exactly talk to and like. Do you go? Nah...
    27. Bungee jumping or sky diving? Sky diving ✌˚◡˚✌
    28. What do you think happens after you die? I'm atheist, I don't really know...
    Favorites:
    29. Color- Black, but I am not goth or emo
    30. Date idea- Somewhere fun
    31. Wedding theme- Beach
    32. Healthy food- Strawberries \(^ω^\)
    33. Junk food- Dorito Chips ಠ╭╮ಠ
    34. Year of your life so far- This year
    35. Song- Of Monsters and Men: Little Talks
    36. Band/ singer- Either Rolling Stones, Iron Maiden, or Pink
    37. Season and why Summer, time to relax ヾ(●⌒∇⌒●)ノ

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