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  1. iammufassa iammufassa
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 12:16pm UTC
    Treat Her Like A Joke,
    Shell Leave You Like Its Funny.

  2. BrittCourtz BrittCourtz
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 12:17pm UTC
    format credit to; idance. ♥
    Ignoring you is what's best for me
    but sometimes
    I feel like all I need is a little
    communication

  3. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 12:17pm UTC
    Childhood is like being drunk
    Everyone remembers what you did, except you.
    nmf credit damntaylerx
    nmq

  4. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 12:17pm UTC
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  5. LiveLaughLoveCraisins LiveLaughLoveCraisins
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 12:15pm UTC
    Maybe it's not my weekend
    But it's gonna be my
    year♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  6. cbabbyyx3 cbabbyyx3
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 1:24pm UTC
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  7. xjaseyrae xjaseyrae
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 7:17pm UTC
    Officer; How high are you?
    Me; No officer, its hi, how are you?

  8. lizzyforever11 lizzyforever11
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 6:00pm UTC
    I'm jealous of my parents
    I'll never have a kid as sexy as theirs
    ~@GreysonCislife

  9. jollyjillrancher jollyjillrancher
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 6:00pm UTC
    THIS IS IT
    11/11/11 IS TOMORROW
    You've got 2 chances, 11:11 AM and PM to make your 2 live-changing wishes. This won't happen again for another hundred years, so be lucky you got to experience it.
    MAKE IT COUNT.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. Woooooot1034 Woooooot1034
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 6:01pm UTC
    I get the best feeling
    in the world when you
    \\\\\\\\\\ say hi to me, //////////
    or even smile,
    because i know even if it was just for a second..
    ---------- I crossed your mind <3 . ----------

  13. iloverajonrondo iloverajonrondo
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 6:01pm UTC
    Today,
    I told my mom I was failing sewing class.
    \\\\\\\\\\ Her response? //////////
    maybe you should practice
    By sewing your mouth shut.
    ---------- Thanks mom.. ----------

  14. TeenSwagQuote TeenSwagQuote
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 5:47pm UTC
    i want to kiss you
    in the middle on the road at night,
    in the pouring rain.♥

  15. GrEyLoCkBiTcH GrEyLoCkBiTcH
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2011 6:16pm UTC
    if hes really the one..
    why does he keep hurting me?</3

  16. CharlAldisx CharlAldisx
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2011 6:17pm UTC
    Pray For Adele

  17. sharpie76 sharpie76
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 8:31pm UTC
    stopping mid-sentence
    because someone hot walked by♥

  18. kaitlynamazing96 kaitlynamazing96
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2010 5:52pm UTC
    CONVERSATION ON PHONE BETWEEN A BOY AND GIRL WHO HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 5 MONTHS: (it's sad but read it. it's worth it)
    Boy: Hey, hun!
    Girl: Hey.
    Boy: I missed you at school today. Why weren't you there?
    Girl: Yeah, I had to go to the doctor.
    Boy: Oh really? Why?
    Girl: Oh, nothing. Just some annual shots, that's all.
    Boy: Oh.
    Girl: So what did we do in math today?
    Boy: You didn't miss anything that great, just a lot of notes.
    Girl: Ok, good.
    Boy: Yeah.
    Girl: Hey, I have a question...
    Boy: Ok, ask away.
    Girl: ....how much do you love me?
    Boy: You know I love you more than anything in this world.
    Girl: Yeah...
    Boy: Why did you ask?
    Girl: ...>silence<...
    Boy: Is something wrong?
    Girl: No. Nothing at all.
    Girl: ...how much do you care about me?
    Boy: I would give you the world in a heartbeat if I could.
    Girl: You would?
    Boy: Yeah of course I would. >sounding worried< Is there something wrong?
    Girl: No, everything's fine..
    Boy: Are you sure
    Girl: Yeah.
    Boy: Okay...I hope so.
    Girl: .....would you die for me?
    Boy: I would take a bullet for you anyday, hun.
    Girl: Really?
    Boy: Anyday. Now, seriously, is there something wrong?
    Girl: No, I'm fine. You're fine. We're fine. Everyone and everything is fine.
    Boy: ......okay.
    Girl: ....well, I have to go. I'll see you tomorrow at school.
    Boy: Alright, bye. I LOVE YOU!
    Girl: Yeah...I love you, too. Bye.
    THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL:
    Boy: Hey, have you seen my girlfriend today?
    Friend: No.
    Boy: Oh.
    Friend: She wasn't here yesterday, either.
    Boy: I know. She was acting all weird on the phone last night.
    Friend: Well, dude, you know how girls are sometimes.
    Boy: Yeah, but not her.
    Friend: I don't know what else to say, man.
    Boy: Okay, well I gotta get to english. I'll see ya after school.
    Friend: Yeah I gotta get to science. Later.
    THAT NIGHT:
    -ring-
    -ring-
    -ring-
    Girl: Hello?
    Boy: Hey.
    Girl: Oh, hi.
    Boy: Why weren't you at school today?
    Girl: Uh, I had another appointment with the doctor.
    Boy: Are you sick?
    Girl: ….um, I have to go. My mom’s calling on the other line.
    Boy: I’ll wait.
    Girl: It may take a while. I’ll call you later.
    Boy: Alright……I love you.
    >very long pause<
    Girl: (with a tear in her eye) Look, I think we should break up.
    Boy: What!?
    Girl: It’s the best thing for us right now.
    Boy: Why?
    Girl: I love you.
    -click-
    THE GIRL DOESN’T COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE.
    Boy: Hey dude.
    Friend: Hey.
    Boy: What’s up?
    Friend: Nothing. Hey…have you talked to your ex lately?
    Boy: No.
    Friend: So you didn’t hear?
    Boy: Hear what?
    Friend: Um, I don’t know if I should be the one to tell you…
    Boy: dude, what the hell just tell me!
    Friend: Uh….call this number…433-555-3468
    Boy: Ok…
    BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL
    -ring-
    -ring-
    -ring-
    Voice: Hello, Suppam County Hospital. This is Nurse Beckham.
    Boy: Uh, I must have the wrong number. I’m looking for my friend.
    Voice: What is their name, sir?
    (boy gives info)
    Voice: Yes, this is the right number. She’s one of our patients here.
    Boy: Really? Why? What happened? How is she?
    Voice: Her room number is 646 in building A, suite 3.
    Boy: WHAT HAPPENED!?!
    Voice: Please come by, sir, and you can see her. Goodbye.
    Boy: WAIT! NO!
    -dial tone-
    BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED.
    Boy: Oh my God, are u okay??
    Girl: .......
    Boy: Sweetie!! Talk to me!!
    Girl: I.....
    Boy: You what? YOU WHAT?
    Girl: I have cancer and I’m on life support.
    Boy: ....>breaks into tears<....
    Girl: They're taking me off tonight.
    Boy: Why?
    Girl: I wanted to tell you, but I couldn’t .
    Boy: Why didn’t you tell me?
    Girl: I didn’t want to hurt you.
    Boy: You could never hurt me.
    Girl: I just wanted to see if you felt about me the same as I felt about you.
    Boy: ?
    Girl: I love you more than anything. I would give you the world in a heartbeat. I would die for you and take a bullet for you.
    Boy: (crying)
    Girl: Don’t be sad. I love you and I’ll always be here with you
    Boy: Then why did you break up with me?
    Nurse: Young man, visiting hours are over.
    The boy leaves and later that night the girl is taken off of life support and dies, but what the boy didn’t know is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time. She only broke up with him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks left to live and thought that it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died.
    NEXT DAY
    The boy is found dead with a gun in one hand and a note in the other.
    THE NOTE SAID:
    “I told her that I would take a bullet for her, just like she said she would die for me.”

  19. _regret _regret
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 11:35pm UTC
    first day of school,
    walking into a class,
    seeing whos in it, and
    thinking you've got to be f**king kidding me. ♥

  20. Mollyyy Mollyyy
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 6:32pm UTC
    Gym class;
    the only reason to shave your legs in the winter.

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