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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. rawrzoid rawrzoid
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2011 9:51am UTC
    I'm such a rebel,
    that I eat pudding with a
    FORK.
    moomoo001

  3. alissasizemore24 alissasizemore24
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2011 9:52am UTC
    Me: Are the Beatels all dead?
    Mollie: No, only two of them.
    Me: Oh. How did they die?
    Mollie: Well, i think one got murderd and the other had cancer.
    Me: Omg!! lol hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha lmao
    Maria: Thats horrible!
    Mollie:why are u laughing?!?
    Me: its HI LARIOUSE!!!
    i love art!!1

  4. ninjakickass ninjakickass
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2011 3:39am UTC
    today,
    me and my little cousin where sticking sticky tape on eachothers lips, I ripped the sticky tape that was on his lips off, and then he asked;;
    "did you rip my lips off?"
    it made my day :)

  5. TamerIsLamex3 TamerIsLamex3
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2011 3:44am UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    when a friend asks you how you are, and you type "food" instead of "good"
    not my format- no jocking intended(:

  6. Lawl123 Lawl123
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2011 4:50am UTC
    Energizer Bunny arrested
    Charged with battery
    ;)
    .

  7. Lawl123 Lawl123
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2011 4:55am UTC
    THAT >s m a l l< HEART ATTACK
    When you notice that the doctors plant's are dead...

  8. Lawl123 Lawl123
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2011 4:59am UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. twilightfan4eva7 twilightfan4eva7
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2011 5:30am UTC
    Spring.......
    Yeah with 10 inches of snow...happy april fools day <:)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. candykaty122 candykaty122
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2011 6:04am UTC
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    You think you know people.
    And then they surprise you.
    -Ali *Pretty Little Liars*

  12. juicystar1997 juicystar1997
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2011 6:09am UTC
    How do you feel today ?
    [ ] Like a plastic baq
    [ ] Like a G6
    [ ] Like P.Diddy
    [ ] Like a dunqeon draqon
    *Mine

  13. juicystar1997 juicystar1997
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2011 6:11am UTC
    I have 2 closets in my room .
    ones to qo to narnia && ones to qo to monsters inc.
    *Mine

  14. xxbeachgirl54xx xxbeachgirl54xx
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2011 6:39am UTC
    Yeah, Happy April Fools Mother Nature...
    We get it
    -_- It can stop snowing now -_-

  15. KageBabi123 KageBabi123
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2011 7:09am UTC
    Me; DO I GOTTA PEE????? 0.o
    Jasmine: ....? weirdo..
    Me: Nahhh im all good. i dont gotta.
    Jasmine & Me: *burst out laughing*

  16. KageBabi123 KageBabi123
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2011 7:12am UTC
    I know I'm not exactly perfect
    I don't want to be.
    i don't act like i am.
    I'll get a heartbreak every once and while.
    i make mistakes, and bad choices.
    BUT i never said i regret not being perfect.
    i like being........
    Me
    ;)

  17. madisonwallace madisonwallace
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2011 8:07am UTC
    theres always that one kid that pretends that he hates u
    but hes really in love with u

  18. ilybaby143 ilybaby143
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2011 8:12am UTC
    When someone so
    walks in while im on the computer i quickly minimize my screen and pretend im doing something else.
    ;)
    Fav if You do This....(:
    ---------------------------------------------------

  19. secretagentp secretagentp
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2011 8:17am UTC
    "You Computer Is At Risk"
    me: I DONT CARE! SHUT UP!
    *X-Out*
    Just Me??

  20. Ziz2 Ziz2
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2011 8:49am UTC
    MEPHOBIA:
    The fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can't handle it and everybody dies.

:)

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