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  1. niightxx niightxx
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 11:04am UTC
    WE HAD HOMEWORK ?
    ⊙_⊙

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 9:37pm UTC
    I like sleeping,
    it's like death, but without the commitment.

  3. funnymonkey15 funnymonkey15
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 1:11pm UTC
    My Graduation Speech:
    I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and whoever the heck invented copy and paste.
    Thank You!

  4. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    The biggest lie I tell myself is...
    "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

  5. mlohm3 mlohm3
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 3:45am UTC
    What usually happens before class...
    OMG minecraft!
    Can I get the texture packet?
    Awesome underground tunnel!
    OMG Can I have some chocolate?!
    When does class start?
    Hey where are the other?
    Why's he by himself?
    CAUSE BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE!
    Why are they staring at me?
    Can they hear what i'm thinking?
    HEY YOU WEIRDO OVER THERE!
    No they can't hear me...
    His on his phone...
    Psst hey wanna take his phone and make him chase us?
    Ok! I'll go this way you go that way!
    1 2 3 GO!
    CAUSE YOU'VE GOT THAT ONE THING!
    A PHONE!
    Get onto the wheely chairs!
    Ok. Ready set...
    PUUUUUSH!!!!!!
    SUPERMAAAAAAAN!!!
    aww he got the phone :l
    MY TURN ON THE WHEELY CHAIR!
    Wait she's on the other one...
    And she's close to the door...
    Hey can I push you around?
    Ok thanks.
    *pushes out door and locks it*
    I wonder if the teachers comming back yet...
    OMG WHY DID YOU LET HER BACK IN?!
    Oh class is starting in 5 minutes...
    I should pack up the mess.
    Naaah its the cleaners job.
    OK DONT LET THEM IN THE CLASSROOM LET THE BE LATE!!!
    awww teacher your no fun :l
    nmq by my bets friend 1Direction who is in the class

  6. 1Directioner 1Directioner
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 7:46am UTC
    One Direction things #4
    Harry told managment that Louis and Niall deserve more solos.
    I changed the name cause I wanted to do more than quotes...
    Format credit to RunawayRachel

  7. 1Directioner 1Directioner
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 7:00am UTC
    What usually happens before class...
    OMG minecraft!
    Can I get the texture packet?
    Awesome underground tunnel!
    OMG Can I have some chocolate?!
    When does class start?
    Hey where are the other?
    Why's he by himself?
    CAUSE BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE!
    Why are they staring at me?
    Can they hear what i'm thinking?
    HEY YOU WEIRDO OVER THERE!
    No they can't hear me...
    His on his phone...
    Psst hey wanna take his phone and make him chase us?
    Ok! I'll go this way you go that way!
    1 2 3 GO!
    CAUSE YOU'VE GOT THAT ONE THING!
    A PHONE!
    Get onto the wheely chairs!
    Ok. Ready set...
    PUUUUUSH!!!!!!
    SUPERMAAAAAAAN!!!
    aww he got the phone :l
    MY TURN ON THE WHEELY CHAIR!
    Wait she's on the other one...
    And she's close to the door...
    Hey can I push you around?
    Ok thanks.
    *pushes out door and locks it*
    I wonder if the teachers comming back yet...
    OMG WHY DID YOU LET HER BACK IN?!
    Oh class is starting in 5 minutes...
    I should pack up the mess.
    Naaah its the cleaners job.
    OK DONT LET THEM IN THE CLASSROOM LET THE BE LATE!!!
    awww teacher your no fun :l

  8. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 2:21pm UTC
    So, today , it's my birthday
    I am grateful for everything I have in my life.
    I wanna apologize to my friends
    Sorry I am not good enough.
    Sorry I dissapointed you.
    Sorry I am annoying
    And I wanna thank to all of the people who stayed
    beside me even though I was a pain.
    I love you all!

  9. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 1:21pm UTC
    Me: *gets kidnapped*
    Me: How will I ever update my witty?!

  10. RunawayRachel RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 6:04am UTC
    Today I saw a hot guy in public, but then I lost sight of him.
    Now you're just some hottie,
    --- that I used to know.
    :'(
    RunawayRachel

  11. bluetiger bluetiger
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    MUSIC
    is the prayer, the heart sings
    NMQ

  12. aleishar aleishar
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    Just be your self and if you are different to anyone else and tell you to change don't it is you personality!!

  13. rbuck38 rbuck38
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 8:38pm UTC
    life,live it,love it,learn from it </3

  14. zsher11 zsher11
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 3:12am UTC
    one direction fan keep calm and love 1D

  15. mlohm2 mlohm2
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    School sucks


  16. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

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