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emily_xoxox
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June 15, 2011 3:33am UTC

#1 I Wasn't That Drunk
"Dude you were in my pool
trying to find nemo"
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emily_xoxox
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June 15, 2011 3:40am UTC

#2 I wasn't that drunk
"dude you were in my fireplace
yelling diagon alley"
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emily_xoxox
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June 16, 2011 2:37am UTC

#5 I wasn't that drunk
"dude you were running at the wall
yelling platform 9 and 3/4"
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emily_xoxox
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June 16, 2011 3:00am UTC

#6 I wasn't that drunk
"dude you had my hat,
muttering not Slytherin"
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lizzy_88
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June 16, 2011 3:23am UTC

"I Wasnt Drunk " !
"Dude You asked your girlfriend if she was single"

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emily_xoxox
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June 16, 2011 3:33am UTC

#7 I wasn't that drunk
"dude you stood in my toilet and tried to flush yourself to the ministry of magic"
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fckyuux33
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June 16, 2011 4:07am UTC

"i wasn't that drunk.."
"dude, you got in my car yelling ; DRIVE, BUMBLEBEE, DRIVE!"
♥

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fckyuux33
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June 16, 2011 4:20am UTC

"i wasn't that drunk.."
"dude, you started hitting me yelling that the muggles
could see our flying car while i was taking you home"
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emily_xoxox
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June 16, 2011 4:20am UTC

#8 I wasn't that drunk
"dude you hugged a hobo with a white beard
and yelled Dumbledore your back!"
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allup4awesome
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June 16, 2011 4:23am UTC

Point
The perfect ending to the worst day?
"Do not pass GO do not collect $200"
-Ending Point
The perfect ending to the worst day?
"Do not pass GO do not collect $200"

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fckyuux33
posted a quote
June 16, 2011 4:24am UTC

"i wasn't that drunk.."
"dude, you were standing on my checkered tiles
yelling ; Knight to E5"
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Dylann
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June 16, 2011 4:37am UTC

the awkward moment when you're waiting for a text back from someone and 2 hours lat er you realize,the text you sent them never went through.

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allup4awesome
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June 16, 2011 4:40am UTC

click to see this quote

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brookieelee
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June 16, 2011 4:40am UTC

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Friendship is like peeing on yourself;
everyone can see it,
but only you get the warm feeling that it brings
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cassii
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June 16, 2011 4:44am UTC

i never let my arms
or legs dangle over the side of my bed
because that is how the monster
under my bed will eat me

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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RawrSmiles
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June 11, 2011 3:55am UTC

SHUT UP ! # 1
when someone sings FRIDAY !
yeah,it might be stuck in your head
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