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mireunlove15

1. mireunlove15
   posted a quote
   April 20, 2012 5:41pm UTC
   Why was the fish so
   stoned?
   because he was smoking
   seaweed
   ( we were learning about algae in science class, and i randomly came up with this)
   nmf
   
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2. mireunlove15
   posted a quote
   April 19, 2012 5:43pm UTC
   I just want to look in the mirror and for once appreciate what I see
   but i dont think its possible
   nmf/nmq.
   
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3. mireunlove15
   posted a quote
   April 12, 2012 6:48pm UTC
   Mom: you are a pretty and beautiful girl!Me:Mom:Me:Mom:Me: *hands reading glasses to mom*
   
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4. mireunlove15
   posted a quote
   April 12, 2012 6:43pm UTC
   A few months ago
   " I hate the top quoters, everyday they are always on the top and it's not fair for everyone else!"
   Now
   " I miss the old witty. I miss all the top quoters, and I wish they were all back."
   make up your mind i'm so confused people
   no hate.
   
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5. mireunlove15
   posted a quote
   April 11, 2012 6:32pm UTC
   Harry Styles was making a toast during a holiday dinner and this was his speech:"As you all know, I'm a boy of very few words." "Thank you."
   
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6. mireunlove15
   posted a quote
   April 11, 2012 6:12pm UTC
   I never understood why 6 was so upset when 7 8 9
   But then I remebered that 6 and 9 had a great relationship(;
   
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7. mireunlove15
   posted a quote
   April 6, 2012 5:50pm UTC
   Anyone else tired of seeing
   "im tired of seeing quotes about ______." quotes?
   
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8. mireunlove15
   posted a quote
   April 6, 2012 5:45pm UTC
   Those days when you feel so horrible, all you want to do is go on witty and make a quote saying
   ;asdjkfsjkldsfklewrtuwioerjlkkvjlak
   hjwigjowigjsbaklgjweifjpwafjaklgjewiofjwiefjw;ekjfoijbaegjafieiouvjfsd
   
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9. mireunlove15
   posted a quote
   April 6, 2012 2:41pm UTC
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
   If someone beautiful and famous like Taylor Swift can't get a boyfriend
   how is it possible that I can?
   ♥
   <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
   ilw
   
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10. mireunlove15
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 1:03pm UTC
    My Friend thinks he's smart He said Onions are the only food that makes him crySo I threw a watermelon at him
    Format By:Pegasister18
    
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11. mireunlove15
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 12:39pm UTC
    THAT AWKARD MOMENT WHEN I DON'T KNOW WHO JENNA MARBLES IS....
    
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12. mireunlove15
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 12:35pm UTC
    ONLY 599 DAYS, 7 HOURS, AND 25 MINUTES UNTIL CATCHING FIRE COMES OUT
    
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13. mireunlove15
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 7:53pm UTC
    OH MY PEETA.The Hunger Games was absolutely amazing.
    
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14. mireunlove15
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    you know what's worse than jocking a quote on Witty?Bullyingthere's already enough of it in school and now here?
    
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15. mireunlove15
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 7:37pm UTC
    To Do List:
    Go into a crowded elevator and say
    " I bet you're wondering why I gathered you all here today"
    nmq.
    
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16. mireunlove15
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    There's this app on my phone that makes me look fat. It's called "Camera"nmf.nmq
    
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17. mireunlove15
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    THESE NACHOS ARE THE BOMB!
    ...... and thats how I got my nachos taken away at their airport...
    
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18. mireunlove15
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 5:42pm UTC
    Me and my recliner
    We go WAY back...
    
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19. mireunlove15
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 9:06pm UTC
    That Awkard MomentWhen a repost gets way more faves than your own quote
    
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20. mireunlove15
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 1:36pm UTC
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    Fave If
    You're in high school, and you secretly
    watch Disney Channel or Nickelodean sometimes
    (watch me be the only one haha)
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