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1. 
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2. midgetthumbs13
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2009 12:41pm UTC
   Today, my best friend and I were commenting on a REALLY cute guy when she admits: "We have no chance. He has a girlfriend, I stalked him on facebook..." My answer, which seemed totally natural, "Psht, so did I. We can take her."
   MLIA
   
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3. hartleysoccer3
   posted a quote
   December 13, 2009 11:23am UTC
   I PLAY SOCCER!!!!
   who else is a socca playa
   favor or comment if u r!!!
   
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4. SexySoccerGoalie12
   posted a quote
   December 14, 2009 6:38pm UTC
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   Mini Skirt?
   ([Soccer Shirt])
   Lemonade?
   ([Gatorade])
   Pedicured feet?
   ([Muddy Cleats])
   Booty Calls?
   ([Soccer balls])
   
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5. sarah124
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   December 14, 2009 6:43pm UTC
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6. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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7. you_got_me
   posted a quote
   December 15, 2009 8:27pm UTC
   Fernando Jose Torres Sanz
   
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8. Midna
   posted a quote
   December 16, 2009 10:10pm UTC
   .YY
   YOU'LL
   NEVER
   WALK
   ALONE
   • Liverpool •
   
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9. xxracheelxx67
   posted a quote
   December 19, 2009 12:31pm UTC
   REAL CHAMPIONS DONT SHOW THEIR PAIN, BUT THEY PLAY IT.
   
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10. you_got_me
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2009 2:50pm UTC
    F F
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    Fer Fer
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    Ferna Ferna
    Fernan Fernan
    Fernand Fernand
    Fernando Fernando
    Fernando T Fernando T
    Fernando To Fernando To
    Fernando Tor Fernando Tor
    Fernando Torr Fernando Torr
    Fernando Torre Fernando Torre
    Fernando Torres Fernando Torres = LOVE
    Fernando Torre Fernando Torre
    Fernando Torr Fernando Torr
    Fernando Tor Fernando Tor
    Fernando To Fernando To
    Fernando T Fernando T
    Fernando Fernando
    Fernand Fernand
    Fernan Fernan
    Ferna Ferna
    Fern Fern
    Fer Fer
    Fe Fe
    F F
    
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11. handymannyyx33
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2009 7:43pm UTC
    soccer
    soccer
    soccer
    soccer
    soccer
    soccer
    soccer
    soccer
    =
    LoVe
    
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12. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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13. SMACK_55
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2009 7:03pm UTC
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    Mini Skirt? ([Soccer Shirt])
    Lemonade?([Gatorade])
    Pedicured feet?([Muddy Cleats])
    Booty Calls?([Soccer balls])
    
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14. Tori-bird *
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2009 5:56pm UTC
    Leader: We don’t wear no mini skirts
    Team: We don’t wear no mini skirts
    Leader: All we wear are softball shirts
    Team: All we wear are softball shirts
    Leader: We don’t drink no lemonade
    Team: We don’t drink no lemonade
    Leader: All we drink is gatorade
    Team: All we drink is gatorade
    Leader: We don’t play with barbie dolls
    Team: We don’t play with barbie dolls
    Leader: We just play with bats and balls
    Team: We just play with bats and balls
    
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15. crazysoccerplayer
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2009 9:49pm UTC
    You wish you
    could kick like a girl
    crazysoccerplayer:)
    
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16. smileyfries1
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2009 8:28pm UTC
    Blizzard '09
    *********
    *********
    *********
    what a storm!
    <3
    
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17. xxhixhaterxx
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2009 9:30am UTC
    A bestfriend is someone
    who knows the lyrics in your heart
    and is able to sing them back to you
    when youve forgotten them.
    MY,.KED
    
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18. dodoaak
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2009 12:12pm UTC
    o o
    \ /
    \ /
    _____\______/______
    | | | You turn me on. | ____
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    | | \ / | | O | 0 0 0 |
    | | | |
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    / \
    credit to whoever did this
    
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19. xotristy12xo
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2009 4:54pm UTC
    Am i the only one....?
    that gets up to get a snack,
    finds nothing,
    and 15 minutes l8r goes and looks again?
    possible series??
    <3 it
    
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20. Yepitsmedes
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2009 12:55am UTC
    I make sure the "L" & "R" headphones go in the correct ear.
    
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