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meyer97

1. meyer97
   posted a quote
   February 6, 2012 6:43pm UTC
   a woman once said;
   'a man is like a deck of playing cards...you need:
   ♥ a heart to love him
   ♦ a diamond to marry him
   ♣ a club to smash his
   fudging head in, and
   ♠ a spade to burry the
   fudge cracker
   ♣
   
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2. meyer97
   posted a quote
   February 3, 2012 11:13pm UTC
   boys, you don't look like those Calvin Klein
   models, so don't go expecting us girls to
   look like victoria's secret angels.
   
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3. meyer97
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   February 2, 2012 10:14pm UTC
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4. meyer97
   posted a quote
   January 30, 2012 7:05pm UTC
   how come whenever a guy & girl talk, it's always considered f l i r t i n g ?
   
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5. meyer97
   posted a quote
   January 29, 2012 2:28pm UTC
   there's a whole lot of things that i will forgive, but i just can't take a liar ♥
   
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6. meyer97
   posted a quote
   January 28, 2012 1:44pm UTC
   i can't dream if all i'm dreaming is you ♥
   
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7. meyer97
   posted a quote
   January 26, 2012 5:04pm UTC
   went into a restaurant today&screamed, "OH MY GOSH, MICHAEL JACKSON!"
   you wouldn't believe how many people
   actually looked...
   
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8. meyer97
   posted a quote
   January 23, 2012 2:16pm UTC
   i b r a t , i ' m n o t i n s u l t i n g y o ui'm describing you.
   
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9. meyer97
   posted a quote
   January 23, 2012 1:48pm UTC
   NOTHING brings two people together faster than the hatred of a third person ♥
   
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10. meyer97
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 1:19pm UTC
    the only guythat will ever be good enoughfor you, is one who thinks he doesn't deserve you.
    
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11. meyer97
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 1:14pm UTC
    don't say you love me
    unless you really mean it, because i might do
    something crazy like belive it.
    
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12. meyer97
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 1:18pm UTC
    -----------------------------------------weholdontothings the tightest when we are forcedtoletthemgo & wealwayswantthings a certain way, when we know theycan't be so ♥ ----------------------------------------
    jayciecutie01
    
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13. meyer97
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 9:38pm UTC
    &boy,dontgetmewrong,iloveyou. but sometimes i would enjoy to
    pucn.you.in.the.face.♥
    
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14. meyer97
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 7:10pm UTC
    if you got a lot of clothes for christmas this year, maybe somebody say your profile picture and thought you needed some.
    
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15. meyer97
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    girlsarelikepokemon. it doesn't matter how good you are, you cannot catch any
    if you don't have balls.
    
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16. meyer97
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 7:00pm UTC
    Relationship guidline; if you swapped phones with himfor a day, would you still bedating the next day?
    
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17. meyer97
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    l l l l l
    if the music in your headphonesis so loud that everyone can hear it,you don't know whatheadphones are for. ❤
    
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18. meyer97
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 6:46pm UTC
    Or just don't text me back. yeah, that's cool too.
    
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19. meyer97
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    summer2012;
    c o m e a t m e b r o ♥
    
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20. meyer97
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 10:27pm UTC
    what did the hotdog say after he won?
    i'm a wiener.♥.
    
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