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JudyBeautyActress
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September 15, 2013 1:50pm UTC

Hey guys,
so I made a video to enter for a chance to do a comedy act at my school for an open mic night.
I used some of your rather tremendous quotes and corny (but yet, really funny) jokes
and I would also like to make this video not only an audition video, but a tribute to all youWittians out there.
Here is the link to the video and I really hope you enjoy:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgWDSzoTXSQ

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JudyBeautyActress
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February 22, 2013 7:37pm UTC

Cause maybe you're lovable
and maybe you're my snowflake
and you're eyes turn from green to gray
in the winter i'll hold you in a cold place.

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JudyBeautyActress
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January 27, 2013 3:13pm UTC

I'm in love with my bed.
We're perfect together.
But my alarm clock doesn't us together.
It's okay, he's just jealous.

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JudyBeautyActress
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January 26, 2013 10:05pm UTC

Do we look alike?
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=e5hibo&s=6

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JudyBeautyActress
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January 25, 2013 6:19pm UTC

The World Is Your Stage

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JudyBeautyActress
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January 25, 2013 6:09pm UTC

If life gives you Limes,
rearrange the letters so they spell
Smile.

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JudyBeautyActress
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January 24, 2013 11:14am UTC

Don't find love, let love find you.
That's why it's called falling in love.
Because you don't force yourself to fall.
You just fall.

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JudyBeautyActress
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January 23, 2013 3:15pm UTC

Take the time to read this. You won't regret it.
So the most unusual thing happened to me today.
I was at the eye doctor and my mother told me to get her purse from her car
I go to get the purse and immediately get back in the elevator to find this man
Out of nowhere he asks me if I play piano
I answer telling him yes
He then asks me if I sing
I respond yes once more
I added in that I am also an actress
He takes my hands
Rubs them against his
And says "God Bless You"
He said recognition would come into play in my future
That'd it'd be an honor to have my autograph
This man is a pastor at a church
This man made my day.

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JudyBeautyActress
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January 21, 2013 8:40pm UTC

Watch this video of me embarrassing myself at the mall!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1-Ea9VtMbU

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JudyBeautyActress
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January 2, 2013 3:52pm UTC

After Tuesday, even the calendar goes
W T F

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JudyBeautyActress
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January 2, 2013 3:41pm UTC

Life Before The Computor
A memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a paino
A web was a spider's home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account
A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.

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JudyBeautyActress
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January 1, 2013 7:23pm UTC

Teacher: Did I give out homework?
Class: No
Teacher's Pet : Yes, you did!
Class: *Gives death stare*

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JudyBeautyActress
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January 1, 2013 6:25pm UTC

Askhole
-A person who constantly asks your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.

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JudyBeautyActress
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January 1, 2013 5:56pm UTC

Cow: I am your father
Milk: NOOOOOOO