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KayleeBabyy11
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January 3, 2012 9:29pm UTC

I Hate when people make quotes about 11 year olds making quotes about being heartbroken... They having feelings too they can be just as heart broken as anyone else....

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SmileBitches
posted a quote
January 3, 2012 9:29pm UTC

If people could read my mind, I'd get
punched in the face a lot. :)

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vogue
posted a quote
January 3, 2012 9:23pm UTC

MY PILLOW IS MY....
friend.
shield.
therapist.
weapon.
punch bag.
♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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you_know_you_love_me
posted a quote
January 3, 2012 9:20pm UTC

"I'm bringing sexy back."
B*tch, you're the reason it left.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xokaylayox
posted a quote
January 3, 2012 8:44pm UTC

Customer: How much is Eminem?
Clerk: 50 cent.
Customer: What?! That's Ludacris..
♥

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thatsnotmyname11
posted a quote
January 3, 2012 7:29pm UTC

In bed: Its 6am and you close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 7:45.
At school: Its 1pm and you close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 1:01.

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wonderstruck_
posted a quote
January 3, 2012 7:29pm UTC

two tabs open
facebook and witty
two tabs open, but two very different lives

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magicbunnies143
posted a quote
January 3, 2012 7:23pm UTC

1) Hold your breath. 2) like this quote. 3)Put this as your quote. (While holding your breath) 4) If you were holding your breath the whole time, You are a good kisser.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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giannaromanelli
posted a quote
January 3, 2012 7:08pm UTC

Why were males created before females?Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy;*

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katharine_xo
posted a quote
January 3, 2012 7:08pm UTC

am i the only one excited for
Switched At Birth tonight?
or is everyone still obsessing over
Pretty Little Liers??
just me???

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MissMinnieMouse
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 8:32pm UTC

Don't be upset over what people think of you.
For every person that doesn't like you,
there are 50 people that do even if you don't know it
___ __ ___ _ | | __ _
/ __| ______ | | | | / _ \
\__ \ | | | | | | | | | | | | __/_
|___/ | _| |_| |_| |_| | | \___ (_)
It's YOUR time to shine.
nmf

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beauty101112
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 8:32pm UTC

im wearing my snuggie BACKWARDS!
ya, im a rebel!

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sdcxox*
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 8:32pm UTC

Your the hero,
of your own story.
♥
nmf.

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jenlovepeace
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 6:32pm UTC

Since joining Witty I've learned
that you have to have a colourful, pretty quote
if you want it to be favorited.
So I guess Witty is kinda like real life.
You have to be pretty if you want to be liked.
And thats why I hate society.
Because everyone is beautiful.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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jenlovepeace
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 10:53pm UTC

I couldn’t find my cat.
Then my blanket walked out of the room.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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pandabear33
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 10:50pm UTC

Laughing so hard you clap like a retarded seal.

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