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dls257
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July 14, 2010 3:27pm UTC

Favorite if you're blonde.
Or just blonde at heart.
highlight.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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MySuperSecretWitty
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April 20, 2010 11:03pm UTC

Is it just me,
or do all guys just appear more likeable
through text messages?

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sillysally
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March 7, 2010 10:00pm UTC

Wanna hear a dirty joke?
Tommy fell in mud.
Wanna hear a clean joke?
Tommy took a bath with bubbles.
Wanna hear another dirty joke?
Bubbles was the girl next door.
:)

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oxshelbyxo
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December 29, 2009 8:34pm UTC

am i the only one that yells
'i'm vibrating !'
when i get a text ?

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watermelon_96
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July 31, 2009 8:07pm UTC

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livvvaugustex3
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June 26, 2010 2:40pm UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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x_emily_x
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May 2, 2010 11:41am UTC

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cheyyxox12
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April 26, 2010 7:24pm UTC

WOAAHH! who else thought
---they typed WittyProfiles.com in wrong when the site came up looking like this?

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RiloKiley
posted a quote
April 27, 2010 7:05am UTC

&+ Am I the Only One
Who went on the new witty and went
"Where the heck is the favorite button?"

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OhGeeAshley
posted a quote
April 26, 2010 9:50pm UTC

&am I the only one,
Who thinks it's funny when other people are cracking up?(:

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oxgeorgiaxo
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April 26, 2010 10:19pm UTC

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW;;
that i am room temperature..
therefore, i have no need to
"CHILL"

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x0softball_luver0x
posted a quote
September 17, 2009 3:22pm UTC

FAVORiTE THiS
[i f y o u k n o w s o m e o n e w h o s h o u l d b e h i t b y a b u s]
(:
lol (:

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xoxoMAKxoxo
posted a quote
September 27, 2009 9:22pm UTC

Me and my little five year old cousin were walking in the park
When I bumped into him. We started talking.
My little cousin looked up at him and asked, "Are you in love with her?"
I blushed furiously, apologizing for her behavior.
He said to me, "Don't worry. It's ok." Then he knelt down and looked at my cousin.
"Haha no," he said. "She's just an amazing friend."
Then he got up and walked away .
Before I could scold her, my cousin looked up at me, smiled, and said,
"He lied."
Favorite<33

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applejacks10000
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July 6, 2009 7:39pm UTC

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morganashley
posted a quote
August 4, 2009 2:08am UTC

hey guys.
my best friend was
just diagnosed with lukemia... ):
so, for every heart/favorite i get,
i'm going to donate a dollar to
any cancer foundation that i can.
this is not a joke you guys...
i wouldn't joke about this...
i'm sort of trying to
raise awareness as well.
so please!
favorite this quote?

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BballNCheerChick
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April 23, 2010 10:06pm UTC

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PureImagination
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April 23, 2010 5:59pm UTC

So she hides in her room;;
it's 12 o' clock.
She sits in the corner;;
Blasting the music high.
Her smile quickly vanishes, as
she takes out the knife, she cuts
her wrists all over, her eyes shut
tight. The pain so overwhelming.
It distracted her from her life, her
wrists covered in blood, she put
her head back against the wall.
she ran away in her mind, she
completely left earth. She smiled
just once, until she remembered
what she heard. "It's over, it'd over"
the words echoed in her head,
she took the knife to her heart,
and mumbled some words,
"was i not good enough for you?
i told you i would die, without
you by my side. and baby i'm
no liar, i really love you, and
i can't go on without you.
you have no clue.." and
with that she lunged the knife,
into her heart, she saw her
life flash before her, and
ended her pain, forever. </3

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K_stewxo
posted a quote
August 24, 2009 3:02pm UTC

- looking at schedules-
Him: we have chemistry together.
Me: what? n o w e d o n ' t .
(_.·´¯`·×» Him: can we?
Actually happened.
<3

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