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Keep_Smilin
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 1:09pm UTC

Not being able to tell
If one of your earphones has stopped working or if
you're going deaf in one ear
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wittyness
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 1:13pm UTC

When your best friend
absolutely hates this one b*tch
But that b*tch is super nice to you...

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maddylove7
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 1:02pm UTC

Dear McDonalds,
please dont ever sell hot-dogs.
Sincerely, cant order McWeiner with a serious face

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xemilystevex
posted a quote
March 5, 2012 12:22pm UTC

Roses are red
violets are fine
i'll be the 6
if you be the 9?

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thebuhltae
posted a quote
March 5, 2012 12:49pm UTC

Everyone knows a winky face during a converstation means thats its time to connect our private parts ;)

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pimp_momma143
posted a quote
March 5, 2012 12:14pm UTC

Give me some advice?
Life's a bowl of soup, you only get blown if you're hot.
Oh my God, not what I meant.
HAHAHA.
nmq-nmf

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superfish12
posted a quote
March 5, 2012 12:14pm UTC

Sleep is my drug.
Bed is my dealer.
Alarm is the cops.
School is the jail.

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BethPress
posted a quote
March 5, 2012 12:04pm UTC

Chat Between Your Crush.
Girl: ho ho ho
Guy: Is Santa clause comin?
Girl: No But Your girlfriends is!

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aehadden99
posted a quote
March 5, 2012 12:09pm UTC

That Moment
When your alone and all you want to do is cry.
him

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 10:07pm UTC

my cup of giving a f*ck: \_/
oh look it's empty

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mayday
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 5:35pm UTC

Every girl has 5 personalities.
1. How she acts at school.
2. How she acts around her friends.
3. How she acts around her family.
4. How she acts when she's with him.
5. How she acts when she's alone.

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Jade672
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 8:57pm UTC

allcredittocaptivated
That awkward text
that makes you think
'How the hell am I going,
to reply to that.'

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Ashley Johnson*
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 5:53pm UTC

"Everyone falls in love in December"
-BRADLEY COOPER ♥

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tylerr

posted a quote
December 23, 2011 8:32pm UTC

ME: i'm so lonely omg i just want someone to talk to me
SOMEONE: hey
ME: no not you

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Jade672
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 9:03pm UTC

That moment when
you hear a song and every
word describes your
situation perfectly.
paperlungs format;edited by Jade672.

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emg2613
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 11:07am UTC

that walk of shame
to the trash can when you get caught
chewing gum
♥

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therealthingx3
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 3:45pm UTC

nmf/q
We all have that one crush
not even our best friends know about.
♥

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gretaababess

posted a quote
December 23, 2011 2:59pm UTC

I love it when a
persons laugh is funnier then the actual joke.
format by gretaababess

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itsjanaaa
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 1:23pm UTC

I know I'll be the idiot who trips down the isle on my wedding day.
♥

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Jade672
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 7:49pm UTC

What's the difference between
snowmen and snowladies?
snowballs.
NMF

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