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February 18, 2013 3:28pm UTC

friend: can i have breakfast in bed?
me: if you want breakfast in bed...
me: sleep in the kitchen.

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phee
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February 11, 2013 2:16pm UTC

mind: look at meeee
him: *looks at me*
me: *looks away*
mind: ... just why?

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phee
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February 11, 2013 2:22pm UTC

me: *whispers to friend*
teacher: would you like to share that with the class?
me: ...err obviously not, that's why i whispered.

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phee
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February 11, 2013 2:09pm UTC

hair: i'm going to look bad all day
hair: and then before you get in the shower
hair: i'm going to look perfect.

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phee
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February 10, 2013 2:47pm UTC

me: can i go to the bathroom?
teacher: what for?
me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS, what do you think for?!!?

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phee
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February 10, 2013 2:49pm UTC

person: are you allergic to anything?
me: yes
person: to what?
me: people.

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phee
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February 8, 2013 5:27pm UTC

when you are sad,
just remember
that somewhere in this world
there's an idiot
pulling a door
that says...
'push'

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phee
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February 5, 2013 4:37pm UTC

i saw that.
-karma

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phee
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February 4, 2013 4:46pm UTC

where did i go wrong? i lost a friend,
somewhere along in the bitterness.
& i would have stayed up with you all night,
had i known
how to save a life.
t h e f r a y

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phee
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January 20, 2013 11:04am UTC

Every person
has at least one secret
that would break your heart.
are you thinking about yours?

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phee
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January 17, 2013 1:20pm UTC

if
sadness was
an ocean,
i would
drown
in it

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phee
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January 16, 2013 4:31pm UTC

Let's face it
anything with raisins in it,
would be ten times better
with chocolate chips instead.
for example: a box of raisins

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phee
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January 15, 2013 3:28pm UTC

Most laughs that you hear on tv shows today,
were recorded in the 1950's which means,
you're listening to dead people laughing
let that just sink in for a minute...

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