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  1. vrandazzo vrandazzo
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2010 2:14pm UTC
    Knock,Knock.
    Who's there?
    Olive.
    Olive who?
    Olive you.♥

  2. vrandazzo vrandazzo
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2010 10:35am UTC
    ♥ &will you read this?
    [probably not]
    but here i go;
    i want to let every
    ||b o y & g i r l||
    know,
    that you are amazing
    no matter what anyone says♥

  3. vrandazzo vrandazzo
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2010 10:31am UTC
    ♥ &i wonder
    [w h o w ou l d g o t o m y f u n e r a l]
    if i
    died♥

  4. vrandazzo vrandazzo
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2010 3:17pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. vrandazzo vrandazzo
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2011 4:14pm UTC
    ♥ i love my mom
    [she's so chill]
    she's just like;
    "heres some clothes, food, and room...
    ||and you don't have to pay a dime||
    oh, and i hear that you're going to the mall?
    ;here's a 20.
    & by the way; try your best in school. if you don't do great though,
    i'll still love you.

  6. vrandazzo vrandazzo
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2011 6:13pm UTC
    - Dude, She just called you Italian.
    -Aw Hell no. Hold my iPod.
    -What does that have to do with being Italian??
    -Uhm.. Nothing.. Why?
    -Oh.. Well I just thought since you're Italian, you'd be like 'hold my pizza' or something. . ."

  7. vrandazzo vrandazzo
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2011 7:48pm UTC
    *~I'm taking → a survey.
    comment; if you like lady gaga
    comment; if you like justin beiber more
    fave; if you would wanna see a panda juggling 7 bananas on a unicycle while a turtle was laughing.

  8. vrandazzo vrandazzo
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2011 7:49pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    when there isn't toilet paper in your stall so you have to awkwardly ask the person in the next stall to pass you some..

  9. vrandazzo vrandazzo
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2011 7:06pm UTC
    We do it in bed.
    On the couch.
    In the car.
    &Even in the bathroom.
    Yup,
    t e x t i n g .
    (;

  10. vrandazzo vrandazzo
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2011 7:10pm UTC
    not my format;;
    just when i thought;
    nothing good is going to happen.
    youcameintomylife

  11. vrandazzo vrandazzo
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2011 7:40pm UTC
    ♥ I don't mind spending everyday
    Out On The Corner In The Pouring Rain
    Look For The Girl With The
    Broken Smile
    Ask her
    If She Wants To
    Stay A While
    And She Will Be Loved ♥
    -Maroon 5
    notmine

  12. vrandazzo vrandazzo
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2011 7:55pm UTC
    We all have thatv
    ONE FRIEND
    That stretches
    the truth about
    Everything.
    not my format;; credit to whoever.

  13. vrandazzo vrandazzo
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2011 6:13pm UTC
    ♥ I don't care what they say
    I'm In Love With You
    They try to pull me away
    ButThey
    Don't know
    The Truth
    My heart's crippled by the vein that i keep on closing...you cut me open
    And I Keep Bleeding
    love...♥
    -Leona Lewis
    notmyformat.

  14. vrandazzo vrandazzo
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2011 7:43pm UTC
    Quick Survey...*
    Fave for Jersey Shore[♥]
    Comment for The Real World["]

  15. vrandazzo vrandazzo
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2011 7:54pm UTC
    Who else remembers
    The weird way Tommy walked on Rugrats

  16. vrandazzo vrandazzo
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2011 7:32pm UTC
    - I am not a word
    I am not a line
    I am a girl that
    can never
    be defined.

  17. vrandazzo vrandazzo
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2011 8:07pm UTC
    THe BLinD GirL.
    There was a blind girl who hated
    herself just because she was blind.
    She hated everyone, except her loving
    boyfriend. He was always there for her.
    She said that if she could only see
    the world, she would marry her boyfriend.
    One day, someone donated a pair of
    eyes to her and then she could see
    everything, including her boyfriend.
    Her boyfriend asked her, "now that you
    can see the world, will you marry me?" The girl
    was shocked when she saw that
    her boyfriend was blind too, and refused to marry him.
    Her boyfriend walked away in tears,
    and later wrote a letter to her saying.....
    "Just take care of my eyes dear.
    I'll always love you forever.."
    notmine


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. shoutittotheworldd shoutittotheworldd
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2010 9:01pm UTC
    & i dont get it.
    if you think a picture is
    gross, why do you put it on facebook saying "gross" in the caption... ?

  20. SIMPLY_YOURS SIMPLY_YOURS
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2010 7:44pm UTC
    Those one
    pair of pants....
    That make your
    butt look
    » Amazing. ♥
    format credit to oolsaxojucyoo(:

:)

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