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1. ParadiseeOnly
   posted a quote
   July 30, 2013 8:15am UTC
   Friends are forever,
   until they get in relationship.
   
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2. Rajsonkar
   posted a quote
   July 9, 2013 10:19am UTC
   How To Save The World?
   1. Make a Document Titled "The
   World"
   2. Save It.
   
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3. OneDirectionQuotes
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   December 7, 2012 6:07pm UTC
   Niall: "I'd take my girlfriend for a romantic date
   And sing in her ear."
   Harry: "And then?"
   Niall: "You're too young to know!"
   
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4. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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5. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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6. 伤*
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   December 16, 2012 3:37pm UTC
   18 children dead
   18 futures
   18 personalities
   18 possible world changes
   18 children that aren't making it home today
   
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7. OneDirectionQuotes
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   December 17, 2012 10:06am UTC
   "If Little Mermaid was human, she'd be hot!"
   -Niall Horan
   
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8. OneDirectionQuotes
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   December 17, 2012 10:14am UTC
   Interviewer: "Do you ever look in the mirror and go
   'Who's that person behind me with an ax'?"
   Harry: "Yes...it's Liam."
   
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9. OneDirectionQuotes
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   December 17, 2012 10:29am UTC
   Niall in math
   Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone
   Asks for 2, how many do you have left?
   Niall: 10
   Teacher: Okay, well what if somebody forcibly
   Takes two of the cakes, how many do you have left?
   Niall: 10 and a dead body
   
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10. OneDirectionQuotes
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    December 18, 2012 12:03pm UTC
    "The fame got to Kevin's head and he's just
    With a ton of other birds now.
    He's not interested in me."
    -Louis Tomlinson
    
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11. OneDirectionQuotes
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    December 18, 2012 12:07pm UTC
    "What is the name of your girlfriend?"
    Niall: "I don't know the names of all our Directioners."
    
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12. 伤*
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    December 18, 2012 12:36pm UTC
    Fan on twitter: one of the many things i wanna do in life is touch niall horan innapropiatley
    Niall horan: never give up
    
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13. OneDirectionQuotes
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    December 18, 2012 9:27pm UTC
    "I can't tell you the key to success,
    But I can tell you that the key to failure
    Is trying to please everyone."
    -Ed Sheeran
    
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14. 伤*
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    December 11, 2012 1:01pm UTC
    I'M SORRY
    I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT YOU
    
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15. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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16. OneDirectionQuotes
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    December 14, 2012 2:25pm UTC
    My prayers go out to all of the families of the victims
    Who were shot in Connecticut.
    ♥
    
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17. OneDirectionQuotes
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    December 15, 2012 9:46am UTC
    "Would Taylor Swift and Harry ever sing
    'I love Louis' together."
    Louis: "Well we just finished our second album,
    So uhh....no."
    
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18. OneDirectionQuotes
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    November 30, 2012 9:48am UTC
    "I'd rather be a kid and play with paper planes,
    Than be a man and play with a woman's heart."
    -Niall Horan
    
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19. OneDirectionQuotes
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    November 19, 2012 4:21pm UTC
    "Once I was taking a shower and I heard a noise,
    So I opened the curtains and there was Niall
    Sitting on the toilet. He just said 'Hi'."
    -Zayn Malik
    
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20. OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    "I may not be handsome,
    But please love me as well."
    -Louis Tomlinson
    
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