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  1. marlie247 marlie247
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 3:27pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  2. marlie247 marlie247
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 3:34pm UTC
    the wonderful moment of joy when....
    He calls you and you didnt even give him your number ;)

  3. lilly2hip lilly2hip
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 4:29pm UTC
    Me and ilovestarwars
    are hoping steve will
    listen to this.
    can witty get photo albums! and inbox?
    fave or comment if you think this is a good
    idea
    THIS WILL BE SOOO COOL!
    IF STEVE LISTENES TO US (:
    ♥ this or REPOST!!

  4. lilly2hip lilly2hip
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 4:30pm UTC

    love....

  5. lilly2hip lilly2hip
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 4:40pm UTC
    Things I do when I'm home alone:
    1. Turn on all the lights
    2. Go on the Internet for as long as I want
    3.Put on the T.V. for background noise
    4. Sing out loud
    5.Turn my music up as loud as it can go
    6. Change in the middle of the house
    7. Talk to my pets and inanimate objects
    8.Eat whatever I want
    Anyone else?

  6. lilly2hip lilly2hip
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 4:42pm UTC
    Things I do when I'm home alone:
    1. Turn on all the lights
    2. Go on the Internet for as long as I want
    3.Put on the T.V. for background noise
    4. Sing out loud
    5.Turn my music up as loud as it can go
    6. Change in the middle of the house
    7. Talk to my pets and inanimate objects
    8.Eat whatever I want
    Anyone else?

  7. lilly2hip lilly2hip
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 4:44pm UTC
    Dear best friend,
    You're stupid. you fail
    You're weird. you're not perfect
    But, that's okay, I'm lke that too.
    We laugh at the randomist things,
    you know my ugliest side
    Even though we disagree sometimes,
    we never fight.When i'm sad,
    you're always there to make sure I'm okay.
    Thanks for always being there for me!♥
    I love you!!

  8. lilly2hip lilly2hip
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 4:46pm UTC
    dynamite by taio cruz:
    original:
    "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes, saying aye-oh, gotta let go!"
    voldemort:
    "I throw my wand up in the air sometimes, saying aye-oh, where'd my nose go?"
    facebook:
    "I throw my facebook in the air sometimes, saying aye-oh, where'd my life go?"
    galileo:
    "I throw my telescope in the sky sometimes, saying aye-oh, I'm galileo!"
    siblings:
    "I throw my siblings in the air sometimes, saying aye-oh, you're all weirdos :) "
    sandwich:
    "I throw my sandwich in the air sometimes, saying aye-oh, I said no mayo!"
    Children:
    "I throw your children in my van sometimes, saying aye-oh, I'm a chid :D!"
    <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

  9. lilly2hip lilly2hip
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 4:56pm UTC
    Live life like SpongeBob.
    Laugh out loud all day without any reason,
    and annoy the mean people with your HAPPINESS.

  10. lilly2hip lilly2hip
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 5:24pm UTC
    most commen ways to leave the shower/bed:
    1)naked
    2)wet
    3)with someone else ;)
    <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

  11. lilly2hip lilly2hip
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 5:29pm UTC
    HOW GUYS FLIRT101♥:
    > He stares at you a lot
    > He hits you a lot(playfully)
    >He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
    >He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
    > He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
    > His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
    > You hung up on him. He called you back
    > You where invited by him to a group outing
    >He called you to talk about nothing at all.
    > He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
    > He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
    > He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
    >He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)
    Now make a wish.
    Ok stop!!
    Your wish will come true if you re-post this
    If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out
    or you will lose the one you love!
    Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.
    Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.
    Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day

  12. lilly2hip lilly2hip
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 8:06pm UTC
    That akward moment when...
    your crush has to tell you
    your fly is down

  13. lilly2hip lilly2hip
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 8:16pm UTC
    CONGRATZ!
    you found a secret message!!
    only smart ppl found this!
    "ninjas rule"
    so fave this so the people out there wondering why i would submit 1 sentence as a quote and it being a top quote
    so fave if ur
    smart
    ashum
    or a ninja!!

  14. lilly2hip lilly2hip
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 8:21pm UTC
    fave if your on witty and your supposed to be doing HW
    Cookiedoughformats

  15. lilly2hip lilly2hip
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 8:25pm UTC
    i swear...
    some of these ppl with wat 1000 faves
    make diff accs and fave it themselves!

  16. lilly2hip lilly2hip
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 8:37pm UTC
    fave if youve ever burned your TOUNG siping hot coco.

  17. lilly2hip lilly2hip
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 8:49pm UTC
    steve lives 25 min away from me
    be jelous >:D

    ily steve

  18. lilly2hip lilly2hip
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 8:51pm UTC
    Fave if, when someone misspells something, you look at your keyboard to see if the letters are close to each other.
    nmf or nmq

  19. lilly2hip lilly2hip
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 9:01pm UTC
    fave if ur nervous before you take a sip of HOT coco.
    Format by Sandrasauru
    notmiencredittowhodeservesits

  20. lilly2hip lilly2hip
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 9:05pm UTC
    I have a secret mission for those of you who just highlighted this. Here's what you have to do:
    1. Fave the quote so the helplessly confused will be wondering why a blank quote is so loved <3
    2. Comment saying something random like "I like reeses, too!"
    or "OMG, I love love love elephants!"
    or "I wish I had an I love my mom tattoo!"
    3. Yay! You're done! Let's see what happens...
    nmq

:)

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